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Mazzy

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How will our world end?  

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  1. 1. How will our world end?

    • A biological virus
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    • A nuclear war
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    • The collapse of our environment
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    • The Universe is a construction of my imagination, it will die when I close my eyes?
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    • Who cares?! When that happens, I likely be having a beer at the local pub (Ciaran?s option)
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Well maybe it?s the release of a new Bahaus album, maybe it?s just work, but I?m feeling quite gloomy today. So here?s a forum post to match my mood.

A couple of years ago, astrophysicist Stephen Hawkins, predicted that the world would eventually implode billions of years from now. Is theory has since been refuted by the NASA.

So, the End of the World, when and how is it going to happen? In our lifetime? A long time from now? Never?

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according to TF forums today, it seems that while the vote whores are busily losing their minds and becoming zombies, AAAum and bCool are secretly working their plot to take over the world and circumcise everyone to build mountains of foreskins for some unknown purpose....

The end of the world is nigh...... :shock:

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If I was a betting man, I would put money on the foreskins ruling the world after we're all gone. Much more chance than Metrosexuals.

i'd bet on cockroaches before cock leftovers.

so... the bets are on... who (or what) will be left when the known world comes to an end?

cockroaches - even odds

zombies - 1000/1

AAAum (with her side-kick bCool) 2/1

foreskins 100/1

vote whores - 1001/1

Stephen Hawking - scratched

Wiki - even odds

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I think the world will end when Bruce Lee, bored of making black holes in the universe will re-enter the material realm by reverse engineering a dragon punch, unleashed by himself during his time on Earth that has been circumventing the solar system creating comets, and hurricanes and rain in England. He will reassemble his own DNA and re-enter in the Shao Lin Flower Fist Form and cause the planet to smash to pieces. Bruce will live on because of his legendary and well documented ability to 'reverse breath' and develop huge amounts of chi, he'll suck up all the fall-out and carbon dioxide and breath out oxygen and carbon and hydrogen and a few other things and a new planet will grow and he will be God.

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I believe that the world will end shortly after I finish my decorating.

make sure you're wearing clean panties, otherwise it could get embarrassing.

Herr, hum... guys... :? not that I wan't to tell two shining superstars like you what to do, but this is not the metrosexual forum this one is about the end of the world. Can't you guys just try to be a bit more manly on this one?

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I think the world will end when Bruce Lee, bored of making black holes in the universe will re-enter the material realm by reverse engineering a dragon punch, unleashed by himself during his time on Earth that has been circumventing the solar system creating comets, and hurricanes and rain in England. He will reassemble his own DNA and re-enter in the Shao Lin Flower Fist Form and cause the planet to smash to pieces. Bruce will live on because of his legendary and well documented ability to 'reverse breath' and develop huge amounts of chi, he'll suck up all the fall-out and carbon dioxide and breath out oxygen and carbon and hydrogen and a few other things and a new planet will grow and he will be God.

Is there room for another one?

god that is (I know god should should have been capitalised, but think to do that would give it more value than i could bear to give it.)

Yes, because all the rest will be dead.

My other theory is that the Earth will be suffocated when it becomes engulfed by a humungous pair of mutated bizzle-flaps. I still expect Bruce to become God or god because his reverse breathing will cancel out the nonny and eventually cause the silk igloo's DNA to melt and reconstruct and turn in-side-out thus giving birth to a New World that he will be God of.

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I believe that the world will end shortly after I finish my decorating.

make sure you're wearing clean panties, otherwise it could get embarrassing.

Herr, hum... guys... :? not that I wan't to tell two shining superstars like you what to do, but this is not the metrosexual forum this one is about the end of the world. Can't you guys just try to be a bit more manly on this one?

i was merely pandering to the audience. you, for example.

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