WORST SEX

[PeeMarc]

We all talk about great sex we've had with someone.

But, what is the worst sexual encounter you've ever had?

Embarrassing? Disappointing? Scary? Hilarious? Odd? What?

[AAAum]

ok... am listening :wink:

[bigcatbus]

You think someone tell you the truth?

Ok, let's lie a lot

One girl, who think about herself only and don't know how to make man happy and deny condoms. She was not beautiful (still ugly). But, she is a good mother of two children now, live in Istanbul (Turkey) and looks like she is OK under grip of her good husband.

Another girl was beauty, but she was not speak English (I don't ask her for speak my native language, this is too hard). This make understanding each other a pain.

Are you satisfied?

[zeusbheld]

you have to be effing kidding. now who the hell in their right mind, is going to post honestly on this thread?

[R.Win]

We all talk about great sex we've had with someone.

But, what is the worst sexual encounter you've ever had?

Embarrassing? Disappointing? Scary? Hilarious? Odd? What?

Alcohol can be a biatch, and women's periods as well I'm not going into details you'll have to figure the rest out yourself

[hblack]

We all talk about great sex we've had with someone.

But, what is the worst sexual encounter you've ever had?

Embarrassing? Disappointing? Scary? Hilarious? Odd? What?

Alcohol can be a biatch, and women's periods as well I'm not going into details you'll have to figure the rest out yourself

did someone get their red wings?

[Guest sandalwood]

you have to be effing kidding. now who the hell in their right mind, is going to post honestly on this thread?

(Pass the popcorn? Yeah right!)

Ok Marc, it's a Friday night and you've been trying hard all day to inject a bit of life into TF, so why not? I'll have a go.

Being young and keen, (purely in the interests of academic research, knowing full well he could be called to account some 21 years later citing 'scientific' papers as proof), "a friend of mine" was going at it with his lady on the front passenger seat of an old 998cc Mini down a local lover's lane after two o'clock one morning... just to see if it could be done.

Well right after the final whistle the car was lit up with a bloody great torch, and the voices of the local police laughing their arses off come through the window..

"eh? that's no yer wife pal !"

"I heard his last scrapings were positive too. Shame that, nice girl."

"Going to do that again? I missed the good bits !"

Bastards....

[bryanwhat]

Alcohol can be a biatch, and women's periods as well I'm not going into details you'll have to figure the rest out yourself

Yes, that pretty much sums up my worst experience. Especially when you don't know what is coming.

[hbkbkk]

Alcohol can be a biatch, and women's periods as well I'm not going into details you'll have to figure the rest out yourself

Yes, that pretty much sums up my worst experience. Especially when you don't know what is coming.

than she lies to you that she is cause she is a virgin..

[KingLing]

ok here goes since no one here has any balls to talk about their own sex lives. I will be the first to answer this forum with a story.

There was this girl that I see at this bar that I hang out. She was cute in my eyes and after awhile I started talking to her. For the next couple of weeks I would try and find more info from my friends about this chick. After I gather all that I needed I went in for the kill.

Keep in mind that thru out the 2 weeks I have been in contact with this lady and finally I got her back at my place. I played it slow that night and not do anything because this girl was kind of drunk at the moment. So for the night we just cuddle and not do anything.

The next day she invited me to her place and here goes the story. We got busy with foreplay and when it was time for everything to come off. I found a forest down below and man was it a FOREST.

My ding dong just died because I just can't see myself doing anything that I can't see.

Not sure about you people but for me a lady that does not take care of themselves below is just a big turn off for me.

I have not spoken to this person anymore and don't care to but she was mad as hell because I won't do her because she had a FOREST.

Hope this is a good start for this forum.

King

[MisterMatlock]

you have to be effing kidding. now who the hell in their right mind, is going to post honestly on this thread?

And you can see who took up the gauntlet...

[PeeMarc]

you have to be effing kidding. now who the hell in their right mind, is going to post honestly on this thread?

Still munching?

[KingLing]

you have to be effing kidding. now who the hell in their right mind, is going to post honestly on this thread?

And you can see who took up the gauntlet...

Yo MisterMatlock

I am not sure what your problem is in life but you need to fine it.

You need to get off my back because I am for one not to let things settled untill its solved.

King

P.S. what are you ashame of ? Don't you have any stories of worst sex in your life ? Or do you have any sex at all ?

[samy5000]

well ...this was in DUBAI ...few years ago ...A friend of mine had gotten arrested for picking up a hooker, he lost his car, got his license suspended, and later found out the hooker that had given him head was really a dude.

He hated when I would play him the Tool song "Hooker With a Penis". :wink:

[PeeMarc]

well ...this was in DUBAI ...few years ago ...A friend of mine had gotten arrested for picking up a hooker, he lost his car, got his license suspended, and later found out the hooker that had given him head was really a dude.

He hated when I would play him the Tool song "Hooker With a Penis". :wink:

was just about to write one, then you post this.... wow... that's bad sex dude :roll:

[samy5000]

well ...this was in DUBAI ...few years ago ...A friend of mine had gotten arrested for picking up a hooker, he lost his car, got his license suspended, and later found out the hooker that had given him head was really a dude.

He hated when I would play him the Tool song "Hooker With a Penis". :wink:

was just about to write one, then you post this.... wow... that's bad sex dude :roll:

did i tell you about that guy how " BROKE " his penis ?

[PeeMarc]

well ...this was in DUBAI ...few years ago ...A friend of mine had gotten arrested for picking up a hooker, he lost his car, got his license suspended, and later found out the hooker that had given him head was really a dude.

He hated when I would play him the Tool song "Hooker With a Penis". :wink:

was just about to write one, then you post this.... wow... that's bad sex dude :roll:

did i tell you about that guy how " BROKE " his penis ?

well.... go on.... do tell....

[CiaranM]

well ...this was in DUBAI ...few years ago ...A friend of mine had gotten arrested for picking up a hooker, he lost his car, got his license suspended, and later found out the hooker that had given him head was really a dude.

He hated when I would play him the Tool song "Hooker With a Penis". :wink:

was just about to write one, then you post this.... wow... that's bad sex dude :roll:

did i tell you about that guy how " BROKE " his penis ?

well.... go on.... do tell....

sadist !!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[babyoiy]

I had a terrible time with one guy....

He's a terrible kisser and get horny way too often and it was only him who had fun. His thing was working properly for a minute or two but he still can have fun.. while I was all grumpy and I really hate it when he started any action.. and he even thought he was good!!!

Terrible enough? Btw, He thought G-Spot is outside. Well well, I will never forgot about him..

[PeeMarc]

I had a terrible time with one guy....

He's a terrible kisser and get horny way too often and it was only him who had fun. His thing was working properly for a minute or two but he still can have fun.. while I was all grumpy and I really hate it when he started any action.. and he even thought he was good!!!

Terrible enough? Btw, He thought G-Spot is outside. Well well, I will never forgot about him..

ah yes... the 'G-Spot'. I can remember when all the hoo-ha came out about this.

Wiki says:

The Gr?fenberg spot, or G-spot, is a small area in women behind the pubic bone surrounding the urethra and accessible through the anterior wall of the vagina. It is an erogenous zone that when stimulated leads to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms.

There is much dispute among the scientific community about the existence of the G-spot; most strong support is from sexology books for the popular audience..

Surprises me that any guy doesn't know about this, whether it's true or not.

[KingLing]

I had a terrible time with one guy....

He's a terrible kisser and get horny way too often and it was only him who had fun. His thing was working properly for a minute or two but he still can have fun.. while I was all grumpy and I really hate it when he started any action.. and he even thought he was good!!!

Terrible enough? Btw, He thought G-Spot is outside. Well well, I will never forgot about him..

I guess he was a poor student ?

King

[babyoiy]

I had a terrible time with one guy....

He's a terrible kisser and get horny way too often and it was only him who had fun. His thing was working properly for a minute or two but he still can have fun.. while I was all grumpy and I really hate it when he started any action.. and he even thought he was good!!!

Terrible enough? Btw, He thought G-Spot is outside. Well well, I will never forgot about him..

I guess he was a poor student ?

King

Why u think so?

Well, you are wrong tho'

[PeeMarc]

Some people seem to have some 'chemical' problem with alcohol. I mean, they can drink just like anyone, but when they have just one too many drinks something changes and they become almost like another person.

It was one of these people I met at a party when i was in my 20's. The party was great, everyone was having a fabulaous time and me and this girl just seemed to 'hit it off'. We left the party and went to a few bars and later to a club. We had a great time. So much so that I ended up in her bed in the early hours of the morning.

Somewhere in the middle of our sex, the 'chemical shift' occured in her. And it was like the difference between Jekyll and Hyde. She turned evil.

Her: ooh, yeah

Me: (grunt)

Her: Oh! Yeah!

Me: (grunt)

Her: you're just like him aren't you

Me: huh? (grunt)

Her: i said, you're really an arsehole, just like him.

Me: what?!?

Her: **** you!

Me: what the...

Her: **** the lot of yer! **** **** ****!!!!!

I got up.

In the dim morning light I could see her face had visibly changed. She wasn't the cute, nice, fun-loving girl I'd just been out with.

Her abuse continued as I looked for my other shoe. She seemed to be yelling at someone in the corner of the room. i found my shoe there and headed for the door, pulling my shirt on as I went. She started screaming and throwing things. But not at me, at some imaginary person.

As I closed the front door behind me, I could hear things breaking and smashing inside. It was starting to become light now, so i decided to walk down the main road to get a taxi home. I put this girl behind me and chalked it up as: "oh well, one of those crazy nights".

When i got down the road to get a taxi, I realised I left my wallet in the girls house. ****!

Then I figured there wasnt much money in there, or any credit cards etc, so I just let it go. There was no way I was going to go back into her house or see her again.

For the next 2 hours, i walked home while the sun came up.

I was totally exhausted when I got home, and all i wanted to do was fall into bed and forget about the whole thing.

But my 2 house mates were waiting for me. Somehow, during the night, I'd given this girl my phone number in a drunken haze. So, she'd been calling the house non-stop, while I was walking home, until my house mates finally took the phone off the hook. So, they abused me for that as soon as I walked in the door. ****.

I can laugh about it all now, but it was a **** experience at the time.

[samy5000]

I had a terrible time with one guy....

He's a terrible kisser and get horny way too often and it was only him who had fun. His thing was working properly for a minute or two but he still can have fun.. while I was all grumpy and I really hate it when he started any action.. and he even thought he was good!!!

Terrible enough? Btw, He thought G-Spot is outside. Well well, I will never forgot about him..

terrible kisser ! and his " thing " working properly for a minute or two ! it is realy too bad ... u was suppose to kick his ass from the first time ! :evil:

[R.Win]

Some people seem to have some 'chemical' problem with alcohol. I mean, they can drink just like anyone, but when they have just one too many drinks something changes and they become almost like another person.

It was one of these people I met at a party when i was in my 20's. The party was great, everyone was having a fabulaous time and me and this girl just seemed to 'hit it off'. We left the party and went to a few bars and later to a club. We had a great time. So much so that I ended up in her bed in the early hours of the morning.

Somewhere in the middle of our sex, the 'chemical shift' occured in her. And it was like the difference between Jekyll and Hyde. She turned evil.

Her: ooh, yeah

Me: (grunt)

Her: Oh! Yeah!

Me: (grunt)

Her: you're just like him aren't you

Me: huh? (grunt)

Her: i said, you're really an arsehole, just like him.

Me: what?!?

Her: f*ck you!

Me: what the...

Her: f*ck the lot of yer! f*ck f*ck f*ck!!!!!

I got up.

In the dim morning light I could see her face had visibly changed. She wasn't the cute, nice, fun-loving girl I'd just been out with.

Her abuse continued as I looked for my other shoe. She seemed to be yelling at someone in the corner of the room. i found my shoe there and headed for the door, pulling my shirt on as I went. She started screaming and throwing things. But not at me, at some imaginary person.

As I closed the front door behind me, I could hear things breaking and smashing inside. It was starting to become light now, so i decided to walk down the main road to get a taxi home. I put this girl behind me and chalked it up as: "oh well, one of those crazy nights".

When i got down the road to get a taxi, I realised I left my wallet in the girls house. sh*t!

Then I figured there wasnt much money in there, or any credit cards etc, so I just let it go. There was no way I was going to go back into her house or see her again.

For the next 2 hours, i walked home while the sun came up.

I was totally exhausted when I got home, and all i wanted to do was fall into bed and forget about the whole thing.

But my 2 house mates were waiting for me. Somehow, during the night, I'd given this girl my phone number in a drunken haze. So, she'd been calling the house non-stop, while I was walking home, until my house mates finally took the phone off the hook. So, they abused me for that as soon as I walked in the door. sh*t.

I can laugh about it all now, but it was a sh*t experience at the time.

that doesn't sound like alcohol to mee mr. Smith, maybe that's all you did but her crap probably came from heroin (or crack) or probably since it's Thailand meth.

I was taking a shower at a girl's house a while ago and I thought I saw a broken little lightbulb on the heater about the same size as the bubl in the ceiling but when I took a piss two hours later I thought I saw a thick drinking straw on exactly the same spot so I thought, hmmmmm so decided to pick it up and found it was a glass **** to do that stuff. It seems that many ppl here use this, I even heard stories about companies handing it out to employees to keep up the tempo, saw a documentary on national geographic about it as well with a guy in the streets acting the way you described plus I've seen heroin addicts in Rotterdam like that A LOT as well.

Anyway I decided not to come round too, not in Thailand! The jails here aren't exactly as the new style condos you described in one of your other posts just now.