SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 According to a survey done in the UK recently by some clever chaps with Ford Mondeos, a University Degree and all had wives called Mavis, the fastest growing crime in the UK is identity theft. Whose identiy would you steal. and why? I (Bacchus, the one true God, born of the thigh of Zeus, more commonly know as Dionysus) would clearly steal my father's identity to enhance my weekly allowance, and to gain access to the contact details for his foxy boss. Now... reveal... who's would *you* steal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Obviously you are trying to trick us into giving you cool identities to steal. Do you realy thing we are so easy, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Speed, Speed.... leave us.... fly like the w... um Eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 I guess you are alright, I'l just be vague, lol I would pick someone with enough money so I would have fun without really hurting the persons so my Karma doesn't go to far into the red, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 steve jobs. well paid, and i can pick what happens with the next ipod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 steve jobs. well paid, and i can pick what happens with the next ipod. Dad... Uncle Steve??... I hear he's stepping down from the throne soon, his job shall be yours. I'll throw a big party with whine, plenty of stage shows and much fertility. Bacchus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 I guess you are alright, I'l just be vague, lol I would pick someone with enough money so I would have fun without really hurting the persons so my Karma doesn't go to far into the red, LOL The "Eagle" is too perfect to have a Karma overdraft 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 I guess you are alright, I'l just be vague, lol I would pick someone with enough money so I would have fun without really hurting the persons so my Karma doesn't go to far into the red, LOL The "Eagle" is too perfect to have a Karma overdraft 8) But alas even the eagle has occasion to indulge in the carion of carelessness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 But alas even the eagle has occasion to indulge in the carion of carelessness Agreed... It does that.... but only through the poetic reality that is self preservation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 u stole the identity of my beloved dionysus, to start with. :evil: He had a crystal ball.. he modeled his life on mine.... ahahahahhaaaaaaa (said in a very god like way) :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alvish Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Think it would have to be Steven Hawkings, could get any job with his superior intelect and education, and get fed and pushed around all day in a wheel chair. Sounds perfect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Alvish I dont think he ment physical Identity but if you have all his money you can still get girls to push you around in a wheel chair all day, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 As someone said (sorry really can't remember who) if you aren't confused by Quantum Mechanics... you don't understand it yet. Poor Mr Hawkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Ah, the obvious would be Bacchus....er SpeedTriple I mean because of his awesome Thai speaking technique On the other hand: Who wouldn't want to be Zeus? On the other hand: I'd like to be smart like Yellowcan'tremembertherestrightnow On the other hand: The witty Pam....or am I OutOfOrder on this one? Geez, I ran out of hands But, there are soooooooooooooooooooooo many that I would like to be 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Ah, the obvious would be Bacchus....er SpeedTriple I mean because of his awesome Thai speaking technique On the other hand: Who wouldn't want to be Zeus? On the other hand: I'd like to be smart like Yellowcan'tremembertherestrightnow On the other hand: The witty Pam....or am I OutOfOrder on this one? Geez, I ran out of hands But, there are soooooooooooooooooooooo many that I would like to be 8) Multiple fake indentities... now that's just plain greedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Ah, the obvious would be Bacchus....er SpeedTriple I mean because of his awesome Thai speaking technique On the other hand: Who wouldn't want to be Zeus? On the other hand: I'd like to be smart like Yellowcan'tremembertherestrightnow On the other hand: The witty Pam....or am I OutOfOrder on this one? Geez, I ran out of hands But, there are soooooooooooooooooooooo many that I would like to be 8) Multiple fake indentities... now that's just plain greedy Ok ok...to continue with my generous personallity...I choose Bacchus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfOrder Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 G O Y Y I F O R E V E R now sing and sing and sing sing sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 G O Y Y I F O R E V E Rnow sing and sing and sing sing sing La lala la lalala la la (whistles this part).....la la la lala lala la lalalala PAM ROCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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