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Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Damm........just sold my last 1kg jar on e-bay last night......will have a new one ready tonight....premium quality of course....no additives....I only produce good looking kids....you know that......

I knew that.. and that worried me :roll:

......will have a new one ready tonight....premium quality of course....no additives....I only produce good looking kids....you know that......

Handmade?

Home made.. :D

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As a complete f*cking newbie, I have missed Ris's really dodgy forums from the past but I'd love to see them. Bit of a hijack. Sorry :D

**** me, who the hell taught you how to log on?

Now we really are f**ked. The thought of your lot armed with a computer doesn't bare thinking about; the world is in a right mess already.

Leave it out will ya?

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if shes decent looking, I don't really care haha id do it :oops:

Just ****** do it then!!!.....dont just ****** say...!!!

Are you out of your mind? the lad is only 19..

I rather adopt him to be her son! :roll:

Bored again...? Ever thought about buying a vibrator (or a dozen) ?

BTW- No juice from me... it's already spent for today.

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As a complete f*cking newbie, I have missed Ris's really dodgy forums from the past but I'd love to see them. Bit of a hijack. Sorry :D

f*ck me, who the hell taught you how to log on?

Now we really are f**ked. The thought of your lot armed with a computer doesn't bare thinking about; the world is in a right mess already.

Leave it out will ya?

Step aside Old Bill.. you know its out of your ability now :roll:

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if shes decent looking, I don't really care haha id do it :oops:

Just ****** do it then!!!.....dont just ****** say...!!!

Are you out of your mind? the lad is only 19..

I rather adopt him to be her son! :roll:

Bored again...? Ever thought about buying a vibrator (or a dozen) ?

BTW- No juice from me... it's already spent for today.

spent then no more? errrr...****** hell.......how long till u have some more? next week? :shock:

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if shes decent looking, I don't really care haha id do it :oops:

Just ****** do it then!!!.....dont just ****** say...!!!

Are you out of your mind? the lad is only 19..

I rather adopt him to be her son! :roll:

Boy juice?

Wasn't quality a requirement somewhere in the begging?

In Russian we would say "example of youth's idiocy" but it never really translates right... I know another saying that does translate but I'll get carded.

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As a complete f*cking newbie, I have missed Ris's really dodgy forums from the past but I'd love to see them. Bit of a hijack. Sorry :D

f*ck me, who the hell taught you how to log on?

Now we really are f**ked. The thought of your lot armed with a computer doesn't bare thinking about; the world is in a right mess already.

Leave it out will ya?

Lol...It take you a few day to realise the newbie huh?

First of all I can't believe he log on here and know how to comment on forum until i get confirm.

:wink:

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Lol...It take you a few day to realise the newbie huh?

First of all I can't believe he log on here and know how to comment on forum until i get confirm.

:wink:

Hehe, far too polite that one but I am sure we can lead him astray :wink:

I am wondering on who chose the 'lame' name!

Lame name maybe better than gay name...

I hope you didn't laught too much until your ribs hurt.

:lol:

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Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Quality only with fruit bits too not just juice..and only photo get reply..

(I might get yellow card for this .. but she is a good friend and it worth helping her out..really)

Was Iain_D selected for this or something? He seems REAL quiet.

perhaps he's in the boys room busy filling jam jars

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Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Quality only with fruit bits too not just juice..and only photo get reply..

(I might get yellow card for this .. but she is a good friend and it worth helping her out..really)

Was Iain_D selected for this or something? He seems REAL quiet.

Would anyone in their right mind want Iains man juice?

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