neillyperrfekt Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 >CHINESE PROVERBS > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run in front of car get tired. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run behind car get exhausted. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man with one chopstick go hungry. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who scratch behind should not bite fingernails. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who toot in church sit in own pew. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Crowded elevator smell different to midget >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemist Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Cool, Can anyone shed any light onto this one? At my school they have Thai phrases translated into English all over the place but I just can't figure this one out. Its good advice obviously but what is it a metaphore for? DO NOT TRY TO BREAK A KNIFE HANDLE ON YOUR KNEES http://shw.fotopages.com/3464042.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neillyperrfekt Posted March 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 man who walks sideways through turnstile at airport - going to bangkok :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neillyperrfekt Posted March 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cs3602001 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Cool,Can anyone shed any light onto this one? At my school they have Thai phrases translated into English all over the place but I just can't figure this one out. Its good advice obviously but what is it a metaphore for? DO NOT TRY TO BREAK A KNIFE HANDLE ON YOUR KNEES http://shw.fotopages.com/3464042.html I think it is like do not try to break the handle of an axe on your leg/knee, you will never do it....So the proverb could be likened to "Do not try to take on Thaksin in the General Election" you are never going to win...so an impossible task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessierussell Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 what 's the subject for ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Toddler who falls from 10 stories will be caught by superpasserbylady. superpasserbylady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 >Crowded elevator smell different to midget Except for the fact when it's crowded by midgets..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmyTwo Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 I know this thread is over 6 years old, but this one wasn't on your list; Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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