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what's à¨ë§ please guys..

Sorry my Thai sucks. ( moderator please translate at will, cheers). Or delete äÃèà»ç¹äÃ

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What about this one, Cherie "à«ç§à»ç´". I know what à«ç§ is, but what's a poor duck got anything to do with à«ç§? Why not, chickens or buffalos.

I got à«ç§à»ç´ History

?à«ç§à»ç´?

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ËÃÙ : ¢éÒäÃèä´éªÇ¹ÃѹÇèÃ

ËÃÃ’ : àÃç§·ÓÃÂèÒ§¹ÕéäÃè´Õ¹Ò Ãҡѹá¤èàÃÒÊçµÑÇ à´ÕëÂÇà»ç´ÃÙéÃѹàÊÕÂã¨áÂè

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ËÃÙ : Çѹ¡èù¢éҪǹÃѹ仡ԹàËÅéÒ ¾ÃÃÒ¶Ö§ÃéÒ¹àËÅéÒ¢éÒÂѧäÃè·Ñ¹ä´é¡Ô¹àËÅéÒàÅ Ãѹ¡ç¾Ù´¢Öé¹ÇèÒ ¡Ñº ¡Ñº

¡Ñºææææææ ä»ä˹äÃè·Ñ¹ä´é·ÓÃÃäà ÃѹªÇ¹¡ÅѺÅÙ¡à´ÕÂÇ à«ç§ÇèÃ

¡çàÅÂà»ç¹·ÕèÃҢç à«ç§à»ç´!

Translated by google...I left the error like that... lazy

'Weak ducks'

About it is that bad pork and duck chummy one day to long shot odds to eat pork wine at the pub one enough.

Dog came to see the pork sit one wonder why it does not duck the question with it.

Dog: hoy Pork why the ducks do not come ÇÃ.

Pork: I did not ask it ÇèÃ.

Bad: you do not ¹Ò good. We just came ¡Ñ¹ two. Sorry bad à´ÕëÂÇ ducks know it.

Pork: it technician regret it. Because I intend to break off relations with it.

Dog: why why ÅèÃ; ¡Ñ¹ unflappable friend better than before. Where the ducks shift «Ô What is it about ÇÃ.

Pork: days before I ask it to take liquor. Sire to the liquor store I could not take the wine. Talk it up with that.

With any other other other other other not to have to do?? It invites children to a single weak ÇèÃ.

I is the weak duck!

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What about this one, Cherie "à«ç§à»ç´". I know what à«ç§ is, but what's a poor duck got anything to do with à«ç§? Why not, chickens or buffalos.

I got à«ç§à»ç´ History

?à«ç§à»ç´?

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¡çàÅÂà»ç¹·ÕèÃҢç à«ç§à»ç´!

Thank you for sharing, I'll make sure I tell my staff and my colleagues about this tomorrow :lol: 8)

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i have an example for this

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What about this one, Cherie "à«ç§à»ç´". I know what à«ç§ is, but what's a poor duck got anything to do with à«ç§? Why not, chickens or buffalos.

I got à«ç§à»ç´ History

?à«ç§à»ç´?

àÃ×èçÃѹÃÕÃÂÙèÇèÒ ËÃÃ’ ËÃÙ áÅÃà»ç´ à»ç¹à¾×èù¡Ñ¹ÃÒªéÒ¹Ò¹Çѹ˹Öè§ËÃٹѴËÃÒ仡ԹàËÅéÒ·Õè¼ÑºáËè§Ë¹Öè§¾Ã

ËÃÃ’ÃÒ¶Ö§àËç¹ËÃÙ¹Ñè§ÃÂÙèµÑÇà´ÕÂÇ¡çʧÊÑ·ÓäÃà»ç´äÃèÃÒ´éǨ֧¶ÒÃ

ËÃÃ’ : àÎé ËÃÙ ·ÓäÃà»ç´¶Ö§ÂѧäÃèÃÒÇÃ

ËÃÙ : ¢éÒäÃèä´éªÇ¹ÃѹÇèÃ

ËÃÃ’ : àÃç§·ÓÃÂèÒ§¹ÕéäÃè´Õ¹Ò Ãҡѹá¤èàÃÒÊçµÑÇ à´ÕëÂÇà»ç´ÃÙéÃѹàÊÕÂã¨áÂè

ËÃÙ : àÊÕÂ㨡çªèÒ§Ãѹ à¾ÃÒâéÒµÑé§ã¨¨ÃàÅÔ¡¤ºÃѹÃÂÙèáÅéÇ

ËÃÃ’ : ÃéÒÇ·ÓäÃÅèÃá¡ à¾×èù¡Ñ¹ã¨àÂç¹æ¡èù´Õ¡ÇèÒ ä˹àÅèÒÃÒ«ÔÃÕàÃ×èçÃÃäáÃà»ç´ÃѹÇÃ

ËÃÙ : Çѹ¡èù¢éҪǹÃѹ仡ԹàËÅéÒ ¾ÃÃÒ¶Ö§ÃéÒ¹àËÅéÒ¢éÒÂѧäÃè·Ñ¹ä´é¡Ô¹àËÅéÒàÅ Ãѹ¡ç¾Ù´¢Öé¹ÇèÒ ¡Ñº ¡Ñº

¡Ñºææææææ ä»ä˹äÃè·Ñ¹ä´é·ÓÃÃäà ÃѹªÇ¹¡ÅѺÅÙ¡à´ÕÂÇ à«ç§ÇèÃ

¡çàÅÂà»ç¹·ÕèÃҢç à«ç§à»ç´!

Thank you for sharing, I'll make sure I tell my staff and my colleagues about this tomorrow :lol: 8)

hmmmmm what a history

à«ç§à»ç´áººÊØ´µÕ¹

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·Ô§à¨ÃÃì àºÃÃÃÕè Ãèà ??

Dont know ÇèÃà¨ê

ç¤ìŧ = starting to get pissed of

äÃéµÃà¹èÒ = a guy who fucks around

What about ËáËÑ¡? How're we gonna translate this one?! :shock:

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