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Sia chai

To my friends I have met here on Thailand Friends, sorry I have not been active.  I moved from Okinawa to Jacksonville, North Carolina in August of this year. I was transferred from the far east and it's like stepping onto another planet. Especially after residing in Japan for the last 14 or so years.    Slowly am converting back into living in the homeland once again.  I bought a house outside of Jacksonville, got in at a decent interest rate, and have been super busy trying to get it up and ru

musicluver

musicluver

 

LOSO CONCERT ON 2 FEB 08 IN BKK???

I was reading on a Thai Blog Site that SEK LOSO and Band will be playing on 2 Feb 08 at Hillary 2 on Soi 4/Sukumavit.  I tried finding some other source to confirm.   Does anyone have confirming or additional information about this?  I saw him with the two members from England in 2003 at a Disco near Montien Riverside. What a great show, if you like down to earth rock and roll, you will love his show.  JMB

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musicluver

 

Happy Holidays to my TF friends and acquantances

As another year is about to come to an end and I take the next four days off from work and the net to celebrate Christmas, reflect and be thankful for everything in my life.....  I would like to wish my friends here who I have met, been in contact with and swapped votes with over the last two years of my membership the following:Happiness Good Health Fortune  and last but not least...     MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!                   and        HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!from:Michael aka Musicluver

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musicluver

 

Red Neck Joke

Joe Don and Billy Ray two redneck friends were having beers and a chat at their favorite local beer joint.  Joe Don says "Billy Ray if'n I wuz to sneak in your house whilst you wuz out on a huntin or fishin trip, have sex with your wife and from that she got pregnant and haz a kid, would that make us related?"    Billy Ray replies: "Well I don't know if that'd mean we'z related but.... hmmm might makes us even"

musicluver

musicluver

 

Boss, I No Come Work Today

Lee Chung a Chinese Immigrant to the USA called His boss up and said, "Hey Boss, I no come work today.Boss: Why Lee Chung, I really need you here today, we are very busy today.Lee Chung: Oh, have head ache, back ache, no feel good you know?Boss: Well Lee Chung, when I have a day like that I ask my wife to wear sexy lingere, give me a hot oil massage and make love to me, and then I feel a lot better and I have energy and feel like going to work.Lee Chung: Ok, boss I try!! and hangs up A coupel of

musicluver

musicluver

 

Old Lady Jokes, enjoy

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached h

musicluver

musicluver

 

TWO OLD LADIES (JOKE)

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box o

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musicluver

 

Airplanes vs. Woman.

Coincidentally I got this on a joke string from a friend last night, and since I posted the one about guitars yesterday thought I would add this one, kinda funny. Airplanes vs. Woman.  Old but maybe worth the review.  Now, let's see men and pilots are perfect -- isn't that right?Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don't get mad if you do a 'touch and go.' * Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight ins

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musicluver

 

Guitars Vs. Women

Guitars vs. (Wo)men   WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN Guitars don't get pregnant. You can play your Guitar any time of the month. Guitars don't have parents. Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. You can share your Guitar with your friends. Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. You'l

musicluver

musicluver

 

The Pastor's Donkey

The Pastor's Donkey The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.   The  pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it  won again.    The local  paper read:     PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so  upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter  the donkey in any more  races.                                                                    The  next day the local paper headline read:   BISHOP SCRATCHE

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musicluver

 

Would You Re-Marry??? (joke)

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)WIFE: 'Would y ou live in our house?'HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'WIFE: 'Woul

musicluver

musicluver

 

Why you never Question a drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamat

musicluver

musicluver

 

New Computer Chip by Apple!!!

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip  that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBOOB will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to  them.

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musicluver

 

Hillbilly Mirror (joke)

Hillbilly Mirror After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morni

musicluver

musicluver

 

Last Night On Japanese TV

Heh, heh.....   Last night I was watching a Japanese TV show, it was a 3 hour special hosted by "London Boots" a famous Japanese Comedy Team.  They alwasy do wierd and sometimes interesting stuff, but the twist is always a "dokiri" means surprise in Japanese. One of the scenarios they sent another pair of comedians to Zimbabwe on a 48 hour trip to find a herd of elephants and a herd of water buffalo that hang out together.  During the safari one of the comedians walks away from the other one, th

musicluver

musicluver

 

20th Anniversary (JOKE)

Wife awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not on his side of the bed.  She walks through the house in search and finds him sitting at the kitchen table, staring senitmentally out the window, with a tear in his eye.  She asks him what's wrong and his says, aww I was just thinking about our last 20 years together.  - Do you remember when we first started dating I was 21 and you were 17?  Yes, she says as she sits down beside him caressing his arm as he is still in tears.- Do you r

musicluver

musicluver

 

The Big News In Japan and England this week

This is really a sad story, my prayers go out to the family of Lindsay Hawkerhttp://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/28/japan.murder.reut/index.htmlhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6506123.stmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6502219.stmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6501991.stmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/coventry_warwickshire/6501721.stmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6498019.stm

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musicluver

 

Farmers Daughter Goes to College

Farmers Daughter Goes to College,  Once upon a time there was a farmer, he saved every year on his meager income to send his only daughter to College.   The first semester is going great, the daughter is enjoying life away from the farm and learning new things in a new envioroment. At this particular college back east in the US, there is a fad going on among the students.  Alot of them have cute little pet monkey's, that ride around on their backpacks and amuse their owners.   The daughter reall

musicluver

musicluver

 

Cool Person Test

Found a link to a Test to see if you are still cool or not.  I didn't do too well, see how you do.http://www.elks590.org/main/cooltest.htm

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musicluver

 

Letter from Home

Dearest Redneck Son,    I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last  Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I

musicluver

musicluver

 

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE OLD PEOPLE

> >       A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't repair it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. > >        > >       On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.  He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire pur

musicluver

musicluver

 

Wal Mart Joke

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."  "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.  "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.  It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He

musicluver

musicluver

 

Wal Mart Joke

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."  "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.  "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.  It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He

musicluver

musicluver

 

Get An Email from God?

One day God sent one of his angels down to earth to check and see how humanity (us) were doing.The angel returned and reported that 5% were doing really good things, and the other 95% weren't doing so good.So God sent an email to the 5% that were doing good to encourage them to keep up the good work.Do you know what the email said? No?  I didn't get one either, I was just curios....

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musicluver

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