Every morning they're at it. They wake me up and then I can't get back to sleep - he's very noisy, usually because he's trying to convince her to let him get on top. She just sits there and ignores him until she can stand it no more. When he does get on top,he's awkward and clumsy and falls off a lot - if I were her I'd hurl him off the edge myself. He's likes to keep gabbing on and on after sex...she just looks at him with a "please shut up" look on her face. I can relate. He's cute but he talks too much. They stop when I bang on the glass but start again immediately after I've walked away. I've tried throwing cold water on them, waving a broom, throwing fruit - nothing works! I'm going crazy! Every morning I wake up to their horrible cooing noises and they're at it all afternoon - how many times is it going to take before they get it right?!Revenge will be mine...in a few days I shall feast on scrambled pigeon eggs.

its the first funny journal coming out from chantelle, maybe all those parties and kinky nite out REALLY did some good!

Poor love birds .......... always interrupted by some ignorant wive waving with a broom or throwing cold water over us ;-) ........... I just called the animal right activits (we've the right to f*ck on ur balcony, lol)

hahaha i just think its funny , try aimmiing at his ... and thro sth at that, that would shut him up lol

eggs indeed , lol

...yeah right... how in hell do you find a pigeons .... anyway? And wouldn't it be rather difficult to aim at?

Come on folk... this is a serious problem.. poor Chantelle is losing her beauty sleep and you are making light of the matter...tsk tsk...for shame...

Princess ignore the doubters and those of little faith... I suggest leaving out a small tip for a couple of nights...perhaps just enough to pay for that intimate little short time down the road... it was only a couple hundred baht anyway...and worth it if they go there instead...once the deed is done and she is with child (with egg?) you should enjoy peace and quiet..!

Greer

Be half decent about this girl....shout them a therapist.....and him a mussle.....

they sound like exhibitionists, doing it outside on the balcony for the whole world to see! :-)

Stun Grenades....Easy to get over there!

hahaha.. how about just dining on pigeon instead? if you take the eggs they will just have to keep at it that much longer!

Copiwai: Somehow I don?t think I?m going to get that point across to them

OoO: Shut up and eat your BBQ-ed meat.

Spiroidial: I did have a gun but apparently shooting out the neighbours lightbulbs was not cool so they took it away.

John: Birds don?t have penises. See the cloaca comment

Grezzy: There?s an idea except this one yaks so much I doubt even a pigeon hooker would have him

Angel master: I can?t be bothered to pluck all those feathers. Besides I like eggs better than bird meat.

Set up the cam and make a video.

Maybe you can send the copies to everybody in the building.

maybe they want to be star

I'm envious......they just poop on my balcony.

Life is like a box of chocolate...no wait

He who laughs last...no no

A bird in the hand is worth...closer

Vengence is mine say-ith the...damn

Fight fire with fire!!! Yes, that's it....find someone who's up for the task and drive those little buggers nuts^_^