Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate

2 - I shot

3 - I killed

4 - I needed

5 - I killed

6 - I smoked with

7 - I banged

8 - I have

9 - I stabbed

10 - I cuddled with

11 - I slept with

12-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man

02 - a dog

03 - a sex addict

04 - a toothbrush

05 - Paris Hilton

06 - my lover

07 - Barny the dinosaur

08 - a prostitute

09 - a pornstar

10 - a bag of weed

11 - the trojan man

12 - Santa Claus

13 - a homo

14 - a *****

15 - a pickle

16 - a stripper

17 - a bisexual

18 - a horse

19 - an orange

20 - a crackhead

21 - a homeless guy

22 - a condom

23 - my crush

24 - an easter egg

25 - a jar of honey

26 - a french fry

27 - a bowl of cereal

28 - a lesbian

29 - your dealer

30 - a glass of milk

31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll

Black - because im sexy as ****

Pink - Because the lil people told me to

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Gray - because I love marijuana

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because I'm good in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because i had to

Shirtless - because I've got abs

( I needed a dog because im sexy as ****) Oh my god !!!!!!!!! hahahaha

again?

I needed a glass of milk, because I have amazing boobs??

I shot a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana.....

I ate your grandma because I am a pimp and your jealous.haha..

I never ate any grandma as far as I can remember:-)

I killed my lover because the lil people told me to.

common!! I've never believed them!!

I banged a toothbrush because I have a noodle in my nose.....hahahahahaha :-D

" I banged the horse because i have amezing boobs" O_O? ? ?

i think i do ha ha ha!

LOL " I killed the french fry because i'm sexy as ****" ha ha ah!!!

I needed a bisexual because I have double d' ahhhh why you know about it that I got threesome already * wink wink ** hhahaahha

btw ... Very good trick to know date of birth too.. so witty.

i killed a sex addict because i've got abs

I slept with an easter egg because thans how i roll, like chocolate but sleeping with a easter haha

i shot santa clause because i've got abs.

Blue- i think so too!!

which lady will be the first to admit she got abs????

I shot a bag of weed because I'm good in bed...

@ Blue : have you? ;-)

@ Frogster : 17/04 :-) I wrote it down!

I shot a horse because I'm a pimp and your'e jealous

I ran naked with your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs <<< hmmm

I banged an orange because I have double D's

huh???? (hahahaha)

i shot a crackhead because i love mariujuana!!!!