I am currently sitting in the office bar sith StevieJR, Por, Ris, Joy, and myseld. A few oments ago, Giles was with us, but he had to go home because he was feeling a little bit giddy on his diet Coke.

 ANYWAY.

I would just like to share a little story with you all.

Earlier in the evening, Stevie's phone rang, and he rushed outside the bar to avoid the noise, and took the call. There was a Lady speaking to him, who told him how much She missed him, and that She had met him in Absolute bar earlier this evening.

 She then, after some time, sent him an SMS, telling him once again, how much She missed him.

Stevie has been between confused and plain perplexed with this situation.

I would just like to put him out of his misery.

I actually gave Joy's phone to one of the staff, gave her instructions to go outside, call Stevie, and say the above.

Stevie - the worried look on your face has made it all worthwhile:)

Cheers from the Office:)

c@@L. Nice trick. Now how did his expression go again? :-O

hahaha that's some funny ****!

Get it right up the lot of you ..................oops, I mean, can you have some fun and a few singhas for me seeing Im out of action for a while

PS Its not big and its not clever to take the piss out of gullable people................. but it is fuckin funny lol

Simple things, simple minds, etc etc.

Away you ya big POOF.............Sitting there with with your gay Sierra with the wee pink hat, whilst the real men like Steve are on the large Jack Daniels STRAIGHT i may add and no ice coz he is soo hard!!!!

Anyway I will leave u under the table where u belong u big fairey and go home to a whisky dringkin-non Mexican piss water drinking man...

Kind regards

Pora...AKA WOMAN

ʵ٪úá¡Åé§à¾×èùÃÕ¡áÅéÇ

You are mean Stu...haha...say hello to the others :-)

oh so mean... priceless.

Her name wasn't Lee, was it?

Haha, you bad people..........Steve will never live this down.........lol

lol yeah you guys have fun

...and say hello to...what was her name? And the other one also :-)

Gay Sierra?? wee pink hat?? ya Big POOF?? lmao :DD

Poor Stevie, But good job Stu. hehehehe.

Ha ha funny... ~~