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The Cold Hard Truth

OutOfOrder

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So here?s what?

I thought I was going to the toilet with Chantelle and tripped over my own foot ? fell ? smack?.And Cracked.

So why the f* did Estella had to keep saying sorry, sorry ? that it?s her fault???

Then Estel? called again the next day saying she felt really bad and wanted to help me pay for the stitch?

So then I thought, Hmm?.maybe I was going to the toilet with Estella??

But well, I knew (thought) I fell on my own, running to the toilet?and that was that!

Which the truth all came last night when Chantelle came over, followed up with Saint Jay?

Chantelle telling me the whole story while giggling the **** out?

My head contains NO memory of the crash-smack-crack on the 2nd floor AT ALL.

Rumours say, Miss Estell jumped on me? Maybe trying to hug me? Or what?.?

But according to all the solid details?? It?s sounded utterly funny! Darn, I wish I witnessed the event too!

Junior confessed that he and Zeussy were dancing in the background singing ?is she dead?? in their personal amusing way. Saint Jay, not realizing that *I* *am* the best female drinker ever existed. (cough)?And if I died? He?s gonna have to look up the Vodka Pool miserably thinking, ?Darn! I wish I had stolen that box of Heineken when I was there last time.? ?And Zuessy, not realizing (at that moment) that: 1) I AM his BOSS, the Queen of Hell 2) Ppl like us do not die? we are already dead. 3) If I?m dead (again, for any reasons) I?d go straight to hell anyway and run it again anyway. So, Zeussy ? you have absolutely NO escape. Next time before you DARE to dance over your boss?s unconscious body? think again?.I?ll turn you into a pet bat when I get bored if you?re not careful?

No proper memory of running across the street what so ever ? but Chantelle seems to still love that scene.

Skipping home bare feet with a few more girls, singing ?Don?t Dream It?s Over? ((there is freedom within, there is freedom with out ? hey now hey now, don?t dream it?s over?))

Lord Valium turned up to sort the situation right the minute me and the girls reached my place, which Oiy messaged me this morning that she thought that was sweet. Thou, Lord Valium himself, was complaining a little bit about how he was just in the middle of having THE BEST time with our famous Toastface???.sigh.

Passed out during the stitch (once again)?. Been reported that it was the most disgusting scene ever existed?. Me, snoring as the stitches were getting done? hehe?

Oiy, NEXT TIME something like this happens ? I DEMAND YOU to be the one taking me to the doc. Even if you had to do it in your own Jurassic Parky way???(Cus you said you thought i was cute when i was getting my chin stitched,hehehehehe)

PS: i tripped over my own feet running to the toilet with chantelle...that's the truth...

Ps: Estella, It freaks me to think that half of my head stitch would belong to someone else (eg:you) (if you helped me pay for it...)

If you really feel the need to participate in the responsibility of the damage,a bottle of 'Midori' wouldn't bite....hehehehehehe

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OutOfOrder

So here?s what?

I thought I was going to the toilet with Chantelle and tripped over my own foot ? fell ? smack?.And Cracked.

So why the f* did Estella had to keep saying sorry, sorry ? that it?s her fault???

Then Estel? called again the next day saying she felt really bad and wanted to help me pay for the stitch?

So then I thought, Hmm?.maybe I was going to the toilet with Estella??

But well, I knew (thought) I fell on my own, running to the toilet?and that was that!

Which the truth all came last night when Chantelle came over, followed up with Saint Jay?

Chantelle telling me the whole story while giggling the **** out?

My head contains NO memory of the crash-smack-crack on the 2nd floor AT ALL.

Rumours say, Miss Estell jumped on me? Maybe trying to hug me? Or what?.?

But according to all the solid details?? It?s sounded utterly funny! Darn, I wish I witnessed the event too!

Junior confessed that he and Zeussy were dancing in the background singing ?is she dead?? in their personal amusing way. Saint Jay, not realizing that *I* *am* the best female drinker ever existed. (cough)?And if I died? He?s gonna have to look up the Vodka Pool miserably thinking, ?Darn! I wish I had stolen that box of Heineken when I was there last time.? ?And Zuessy, not realizing (at that moment) that: 1) I AM his BOSS, the Queen of Hell 2) Ppl like us do not die? we are already dead. 3) If I?m dead (again, for any reasons) I?d go straight to hell anyway and run it again anyway. So, Zeussy ? you have absolutely NO escape. Next time before you DARE to dance over your boss?s unconscious body? think again?.I?ll turn you into a pet bat when I get bored if you?re not careful?

No proper memory of running across the street what so ever ? but Chantelle seems to still love that scene.

Skipping home bare feet with a few more girls, singing ?Don?t Dream It?s Over? ((there is freedom within, there is freedom with out ? hey now hey now, don?t dream it?s over?))

Lord Valium turned up to sort the situation right the minute me and the girls reached my place, which Oiy messaged me this morning that she thought that was sweet. Thou, Lord Valium himself, was complaining a little bit about how he was just in the middle of having THE BEST time with our famous Toastface???.sigh.

Passed out during the stitch (once again)?. Been reported that it was the most disgusting scene ever existed?. Me, snoring as the stitches were getting done? hehe?

Oiy, NEXT TIME something like this happens ? I DEMAND YOU to be the one taking me to the doc. Even if you had to do it in your own Jurassic Parky way???(Cus you said you thought i was cute when i was getting my chin stitched,hehehehehe)

PS: i tripped over my own feet running to the toilet with chantelle...that's the truth...

Ps: Estella, It freaks me to think that half of my head stitch would belong to someone else (eg:you) (if you helped me pay for it...)

If you really feel the need to participate in the responsibility of the damage,a bottle of 'Midori' wouldn't bite....hehehehehehe

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TheBAT

At least you can still drink...Then you'll have an excuse to buy another bottle of vodka if Estella buys the midori! And as for turning people into pet bats...thats my job get your own!

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ScornBread

I'll bring you my old scooter helmet when I make it down next time.

...Actually, if we spray it black, you could play the role of Darth Vodka-er.

PS- Thanx for, yet again putting up with me, my stinky sneaks, and my drunken arguments about your fan's operational status.

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Princess

Er yes...I still manage to choke when I think of you skipping down the street, barefoot, with a tissue paper stuck to your head.

And the bit about Jay and Zeus singing 'ding dong the witch is dead' is true...turn them both into bats. Wait...turn Zues into a frog...being a vampire and all he's probably already a bat.

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OutOfOrder

believe me peeps, i was THAT close to wearing white tank top and white helmet to the party.

Imagine if i did that.... none of these things would happen... And there would be no story to thrill you....... ((now do i get 40%volume gifts from each of you??))

Chantelle.... You should post that accurate details that you told me last night when blood was running down estella's hands... So make we all laugh all over again....c'mon.

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Princess

LOL...um I don't think I screamed...I raised my voice :P Missed the bit where Estella threw her shoes tho.

Pam will save the story for a drunken night...I was stone sober so I remember every single detail. Should have grabbed someone's cam and made a video!

P.S- Remember what I told you about Morticia Adams when we went to get the cake? Thats what I was thinking when I saw you running and thats what makes me laugh every time I think of it.

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babyoiy

Im absolutely right, you quiet enjoy this,,, but dammit, you snoring while getting stich? O_o haha eeeek

You were cute last time coz u didnt snore but smile instead of answer to what I was saying.. Im not sure if i will see it cute if u were snore.. :P

ps* I might take you to hospital if u ever be calm in my arms like Lord Valiums' u know..

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