On 06.12.08 Ms. Human Specialist wants to dance, so we went to Kaosarn Rd. At the pub my cousin and Ms. Specialist pushed me hardly and I stumble almost bump a guy who sits nearby. Oh they want me talking to this guy, and when I look at him. He is a good looking guy, slim, around 183-185 cm tall but his shorts and shirt look like he bought them since the year 2000. Forgive me for my judgmental, I could be wrong but it couldn?t help. Then I noticed he walking around the pub searching for something amongst the dancing crowded (Screening for a hot chick. unfortunately, I?m just a cold, dead chick) from time to time we?ve eye contact. And there was a young boy say hello to me 4 times that night, I don?t know what to do but smile and I couldn?t help to look into his eyes since he keep approached, then I knew how he thought ?I?m in late teen, I don?t know what I do and what I wanted but one thing I sure I do is I?m gona get laid TONIGTH?, that?s pretty clear to me.

After that, I saw ppl fighting. In the movies I?ve seen guys fighting for a beautiful girl but in reality I witnesses girls fighting for guys, regardless of he is handsome or not. (They must have something special)

The day after we gather at my room for lunch. Ms.Human Specialist saw a book ?How to be a great lover?

Ms. Specialist: this book should be kept as a household, can I borrow? Just to make a copy.

Me: Ok, do it 3 copies then (1 for her and 2 for my cousins)

Me: wait, if u copies this book, what you gonna tell them? Coz inside this book is not... normal pics

Ms. Specialist: don?t worried I?ll tell them I?m doing thesis (what kind of thesis & what the title?)

Since the day I got this book I haven?t read it yet coz my cousin taken, said? I just wanted to look at pictures when I finished it I?ll return to you. And since then she never finishing look at the pictures.

After copies have been made I realized that it?d been copied before (probably 6 copies, so I?m not Gollum, I'm just the ring bearer hehe.) I spend a day to finish this book. What the book said recall me of Ms. Perfect when she told me the details of how to do man crazy the day that I?m in trance. I?m sure she uses these techniques to her guy. And remember once Ms. Perfect proudly proclaimed that? I BORN TO BE?..? no one seem surprised and then I said ?I BORN TOO LONG? no one surprised either, Strange!!!!

Anyway, there are 5 chapters in this book which are not what I had in mind (details conserved) admittedly, I have no talented or skill in this thing. I don?t think I can, No, I can?t do it, I can?t, I just can?t, I don?t know but I can?t (no explanation) hehe

There is a paragraph say how to know which girl is a great lover by observing her eating behavioral, if she eat like a robot and that she is!!(The killer à¸Ã¼Ùéà»ÕèÂôéÇÂÇÃÂØ·¸ ¢éÒ¼Ùé¹éâäÒÃÃÇà àÎà æ) I observed Ms. Perfect?s eating, you wouldn?t believe me the way she grinds her teeth, reminded me of ?The Terminator? (Arnold Schwarzenegger- ¤¹àËÅç¡). But I and my cousins,hehe our eating behavioral are just like hungry pigs.

Oh dear, is it games over? Hope not?..

Have a nice weekend

P.S. if anyone want to copy this book pls do not hesitated to contact me hehe. enjoy

If you eat like a hungry pig then I'd say you probably don't need that book anyway ;-)

that guy how look at you 4 times in the pub ....i will kill him for that !!

Who needs books when you have viagra !!

haha you think you can't do it Soda...you have to try it anyway, then you realize you can :-)

i want oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....see u at fancy in downtown

I don't have time to read books...too busy fxxxxxx

Some things you learn in books.. some things you learn by practicing. In this case I much prefer practicing !

copying books is an infringement of copyright and takes money out of the pockets of poor penniless authors living in a draughty attic...

(hehe only kidding)

ok give me 1 copy then lol

Hmm.... so if a girl nibbled at carrots, cabbage and other veggie's you can be sure she's like a bunny in bed?

(Goes on...and on...and on...and on...and on...) Yeah the energizer bunny.

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