Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass I'm a Romantic = I'm poor I need you = My hand is tired I am different from all the other guys = I am circumcised I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head she's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are youdo you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on her way to tell you about it now I have something to tell you = Get tested I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by soi dogs than see you again I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk I think we should just be friends = You're ugly I've learned a lot from you = Next  and   I'm not good enough for you = I fancy your sister

"I am different from all the other guys = I am circumcised" >>> Haha woohoo!!!

lol think i used most of these

lol...I love the last three.

I'm poor and my hand is tired, but soon my problem will be solved

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good... :P Dangerous ...

we men are sweet things right LOL

do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

I understand my ex now LOL

Hilarious especially this one > I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good lol

hmmm...make sence

Sh*t, you've cracked the code!

You are too good for me.....and I'm not good enough for you....

I think you missed this one

agree with Juniper....add in add in add in!!

No honey you dont look fat in that dress you look beautiful=you look like a whale with red lipstick

Off coarse I will listen to you and understand=Havent got a clue and dont give a rats ass

I respect you as a collegue=still want to nail you

I wonder how many of guys think like you do?....

@Benjawankha ALL

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US.

be scared very scared. go lesbian... and send us the videos.

I really mean...

I need you = (I feel) My finger(s) is too small right now

My BF tell me all these every single day. I tot am the lucky girl on the planet.. but ya ***** knock me hard on the head and forcing my eyes open... see the real Men thinking. Bcoz of ya the Wedding is Off.

Thank you *****