1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have

parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times,

does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human??

thx. those put a great big ole smile on my face )

but..

I'm so confused right now

You are thinking too much.

glad they dont call us holes.......

And why don't they build planes with the same material they use for the black boxes ? :-D

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? lol

lol...we are all human ( foreigner )....so why..call us farang ( ½ÃÑè§ ) or farang dam....

but to indian...Nepalese..they call Kaek ( ᢡ ) guests...lol..

yeah..i guess it's better not to think to much...

have a great sunday:-)

like the human part always wanted to know what one tasted like....LOL

Drive on a parkway and park in a driveway...

Why does a women wear a bra (singular) and panties (plural). I've never been with or known a women to wear more than 1 pair....whooops....why a pair if there is only 1?...****...now I have myself confused.

Shouldn't a refigerator-freezer be called a fridgadeezer?

Ahhhhh - forget English...I'm off to learn Thai!

Great observation! As my boss is a broker, i guess we call those broker because they do not money to invest themselves but others' money.

Very funny B

howcome its called

taking a dumb when you actualle leave them LOL

Come to think of it, why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets???