17.12.09: 4.59 PM

Subject: Lameness Extinction / an urgent announcement

Announcement from the top of Lame Association (LA) by the president himself.

According to two female members have severe suffered of heart broken not long ago and one of them is the winner of “The best lame of they year 09†so the president has raised this issue to consider in the last meeting and conclusion as to end of lameness to all member by announcing none reproductive….

This announcement from the top of LA concerning to all members to acknowledge, accepted & agreed to the proposal on extinct the lameness by prohibits all member to reproductive for the rest of their life. There for, you will be the last generation and end of your line of lameness. No further suffer of lameness is the best solution to all members. (WE CARE FOR YOUR HAPPINESS THE MOST)

In this case Mr. President & Mr. Ostrich have already cut their tubes by having sterilization (one is under deciding to do or not…) sometimes ago to pay respect to those who hearts broken….

Amen...

P.S. No matter how hard you try to quite your membership, please remember “once you lame you always be….†this slogan is from the president….(not me)

I am just a messenger with no comment on this subject, and hopefully no objection.

The member has read, accepted your destiny and agreed that the lame line must be end before sign acknowledgement:

I guess once lame, always lame, with that being said, where must I apply?? :/

and another lame journal ... lol..

I want to join too, heheh

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a lame journal from a not soo lame girl

Dear Soda, or Ms President, sorry to hear that...didnt I told u that I make adorable kids? U will regret lol:)))

Please translate to English.

You guys get brain washed by Mr. President ! what an adorable cute women thinking? Buddha blessed us to be born with a womb why let him down

the translation: soda was reffering to what has been discovered to be a 'lame gene'. Some girls seem to be affected more so than others, i think soda was quoting the presidents opinion that these girls would be better off accepting their lameness and stop trying to thwart destiny. If these girls were to procreate, it stands to reason that their offspring would inherent this gene and perpetuate their own lameness and hence the 'lame line' would never come to an end.

we want names....!!!

or at least good descriptions

I'm the president of the lame australians society (Perth division)!