Today is a perfect day for humour.

Not only did I add a couple more acid testimonials to my wonderful sister's profile but I also got 2 guys hitting on me here on TF. These guys apparently think I am my gf Sand. The first obviously just didn't read my profile. The second came along while I was writing this journal entry about the first. The second read my profile but thinks I might be lying about being male, that really I'm Sand not Ling/Graham. I'm chatting with him on Yahoo and will include the chat session below. LOL

So from the first guy, I received the following email in my TF inbox. Who the user is I won't say:

I just seen your pic,is that your bf?? If it is then goodbye??

If not then I hope we can keep in touch and meet one day.

Take care.

YOU ARE VERY CUTE!!!!

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Here's how I replied to Guy #1:

He is my bf, I love him and to be honest, I know I'm cute. Too many guys tell me that in too many messages and so in fact I ignore them 95% of the time unless they actually make me laugh in some way or say something interesting.

Hey, you might want to actually read my profile too.

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OK, here is the chat session with guy #2:

Guy #2: hi sexy girl

Ling: um... who are you?

Guy #2: i am, ,male

Guy #2: and u

Ling: well, what do you think?

Guy #2: i think so well about your feger

Ling: who are you? where are you from?

Guy #2: are u male and female honestly

Ling: well... tell me something... where did u get my yahoo address from?

Guy #2: i am a computer master i find any address anywhere

Ling: well if you won't tell me where you got my address from then i won't talk to you

Guy #2: i find your address in thailandfriend.com i am also ,member

Ling: i see... and you saw my photo in the profile ling_dtua_khaao?

Ling: maybe you should read my profile

Guy #2: yes i did

Ling: aha... and under Gender, it says, Male, right?

Guy #2: are u male or female i want talk only for female

Ling: well.. read my profile! it tells you right there X-(

Guy #2: yes

Guy #2: i had read uour profile u are male then i want no talk u

Ling: then why did you start talking to me? it says male there on my profile... and if i really am female... don't you think the guy in the picture is my boyfriend?

Ling: it also says "in a relationship" on my profile

Ling: that means i have a boyfriend if i am a straight girl

Guy #2: i read your profile where u write about u male

Ling: so, you don't believe me?

Guy #2: Please look our profile ofter this i will talk u and make a good friend

Ling: but if i am the girl in the picture, then i have a boyfriend! the guy in the picture

Guy #2: u look my profile

Ling: what is your profile? i've already seen your profile on yahoo... what is your profile on thailandfriends?

Guy #2: u can see at yahoo

Ling: yes i have seen

Guy #2: ok

Guy #2: i want friendship you i once again say that if u female

Ling: well, why should i be interested? i already have a boyfriend

Guy #2: but u can'nt make a another friend perhapes i am lucky specialy for your life

Ling: lucky for my life? i doubt it... i love my boyfriend

Ling: and you are too young

Guy #2: yes ofcoures

Ling: hmm.. have you looked at my yahoo profile?

Ling: and my webpage?

Guy #2: U have a webcam

Ling: yes why?

Hmm, he seems to be silent now... maybe he figured it out

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UPDATE!

LOL, it just keeps getting better and better! Here's Guy #3 who manages to figure out that I am male, but then has the audacity to bug me over the course of a half hour to give him Sand's phone number in BKK or her email. I played along a little for a little while but wasn't feeling very inventive because it is late and I'm tired. This time I didn't hide Guy #3's contact details.

Ling (5:09:00): hi ... who are you?

neogoyal (5:09:44): neo

neogoyal (5:10:15): u r from bangkok

Ling (5:10:15): ok.. from thailandfriends?

neogoyal (5:10:20): ya

Ling (5:10:36): i'm from BKK and Canada... i live in both places

neogoyal (5:11:26): ok

neogoyal (5:11:26): can i ask u something

Ling (5:11:53): ok... just tell me what your TF profile is first please

neogoyal (5:12:18): ?

Ling (5:12:38): what your thailandfriends profile name is

neogoyal (5:15:56): ok

neogoyal (5:15:56): lifeisbeautiful

neogoyal (5:15:56): lifeisbeautiful

neogoyal (5:15:56): can u tell me who is is that girl with u

Ling (5:16:36): well... that's my girlfriend

Ling (5:16:56): if you look through my profile that should be clear

neogoyal (5:17:39): ok

neogoyal (5:17:44): where she is from

Ling (5:18:08): Thailand

neogoyal (5:18:12): bangkok

Ling (5:18:25): yeah why?

Ling (5:18:57): do you know her?

neogoyal (5:19:09): right

neogoyal (5:20:17): no

neogoyal (5:20:20): i whant to

neogoyal (5:20:50): she looks good

Ling (5:21:04): well sorry... she's taken

neogoyal (5:21:16): plz

neogoyal (5:21:38): i dont have any friend in bangkok i am new in bangkok

Ling (5:21:55): lol... you're too young for her

neogoyal (5:22:15): what is her age

Ling (5:22:50): older than yours plus she graduated from university a while ago

neogoyal (5:23:37): no problem

neogoyal (5:23:37): we can be friend

neogoyal (5:23:37): there should be no age in friendship

Ling (5:24:34): you know ... why don't you make friends at your school

Ling (5:24:46): i'm sure you don't have a problem with it

neogoyal (5:25:03): why u cant give me her no

Ling (5:25:51): why do you think you deserve it?

Ling (5:26:53): you've seen pics of her... neither she nor i have seen pics of you

neogoyal (5:30:51): r u there

Ling (5:31:02): yeah i'm here

neogoyal (5:31:08): ok

neogoyal (5:31:30): she is in bangkok now

Ling (5:31:55): no

neogoyal (5:32:13): tn

Ling (5:32:40): ?

neogoyal (5:32:58): then

Ling (5:33:45): then what?

neogoyal (5:34:00): she is where now

Ling (5:34:46): in Canada

neogoyal (5:35:01): ok

neogoyal (5:35:01): what she is doing there

Ling (5:35:34): visiting me... and will come to live here later in the year

neogoyal (5:36:05): ok

neogoyal (5:37:15): do u have her e mail id

Ling (5:37:29): of course i do

neogoyal (5:37:39): can i have

neogoyal (5:37:40): plz

neogoyal (5:37:50): i will be her chat friend only

neogoyal (5:37:55): i promice

Ling (5:38:31): guy... i'm not worried about you.. she only dates guys older than her by about 5 years and you're just a kid...

Ling (5:39:17): but there's no way i will give her details to strangers... that's silly... get real.. there are way too many weirdos on the net.... it is up to her whether she gives out her phone # or her email, not me

neogoyal (5:39:19): dont worry

neogoyal (5:39:19): i will only chat

Ling (5:39:52): anyway... i've had enough of playing along... good night

neogoyal (5:40:00): ok

neogoyal (5:40:00): how can i contact her

Ling (5:40:45): in your dreams

neogoyal (5:40:49): can u give any other bangkok girl id

neogoyal (5:40:51): plz

Ling (5:41:24): there are plenty on TF... just chat friendly with them on TF and maybe they will give to you

neogoyal (5:41:47): ok

Ling (5:41:59): bye

And he got blocked after that. If any of you girls are interested, he is "lifeisbeautiful" here on TF or neogoyal on Yahoo

i always believe that you are my awesome brother...

no words can describe how i feel about this...

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So are u male or female ? :-))))))))

Alwasy nice to haev conversations on yahoo, that start with 'Are U female' and end with 'Bye' (usually straight afte ryou said you are a male) hahaha .. wonderign what does guys are lookign for

fully fully confused.........sounds like my kinda guy..........any chance you can get his phone number next chat............might see if he wants to buy my dress and high heels collection.....

damn there are actually freaks like that out there? guess i'd never find out since girls tend not to do that kinda thing

Thats amusing... you were quite patient Ling...

i would just block him right away tho... lol

I wasn't being patient Kitty I was trying to string him along without pretending that Sand was saying something offensive. I didn't do too good a job Well next time I will try to be better

There are some strange and desperate people out there!! Be careful!

Well ling I C you've been having a wonderful night. You handled yourself well. The nerve of some guys. Hey Ling can I call Sand. please please please, I'll do anything for her number, hahahahaha

Ling, I confess mate, i talk to you because you're really cute!! Who's Sandy?

why they do that, that doesn't make any senses at all...

maybe they just wanna teasr you, ling???? coz it happened 3 times within 1 night!!!

gee, mathematicians have all the fun! the number "8" is so sexy...do you think "8" is male or female? where does "8" live? can you tell me how to get in touch with the number "8"? If not, do you know any other even numbers that are available...maybe "4" or "6"? I'm not ready for double digit dating yet, but sometimes I dream about "12". I think decimals are ugly. Do you like decimals?

.....isn't life beautiful........