SoBeIt Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 - Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color. - If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange. - Octopuses have three hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 - Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.-quote] And then they see its me and fly away...knowing I taste like Sh*t :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carz79 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 - Octopuses have three hearts. My ex didn't even have one! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 - Octopuses have three hearts. My ex didn't even have one! :wink: how were her suckers? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second! The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card. The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth. Clinophobia is the fear of beds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The State of Florida in the USA is about the same size as the entire country of England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The first pup to hatch inside the sand tiger shark mother devours its brothers and sisters until there are only two pups left, one on each side of the womb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than Bill's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than Bill's. You're not setting the bar very high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There are two things Men really want women to do fast is Dress and Undress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. - The cigarette lighter was invented before the match - It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. - Rats and horses can't vomit - Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipamerican Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There are two things Men really want women to do fast is Dress and Undress. True, but necessarily in that order... :rotate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There are two things Men really want women to do fast is Dress and Undress. True, but necessarily in that order... :rotate: Of course Sherlock...how's she going to undress/disrobe/getting-her-kit-of/unclothe/unattire/denude/shed/peel off unless she's dressed in the first place. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There are two things Men really want women to do fast is Dress and Undress. True, but necessarily in that order... :rotate: Of course Sherlock...how's she going to undress/disrobe/getting-her-kit-of/unclothe/unattire/denude/shed/peel off unless she's dressed in the first place. :twisted: Didnt know Noy is this kinky :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 + TWO words guys hate DON'T & STOP unless you put them together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipamerican Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There are two things Men really want women to do fast is Dress and Undress. True, but necessarily in that order... :rotate: Of course Sherlock...how's she going to undress/disrobe/getting-her-kit-of/unclothe/unattire/denude/shed/peel off unless she's dressed in the first place. :twisted: What's wrong Jens??? Still pissed at me for having dinner with Auy on my BDay instead of drinking with you and your bearded GF??? :blaugh: BTW....meant to say..."NOT necessarily in that order" too much study...not enough drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There are two things Men really want women to do fast is Dress and Undress. True, but necessarily in that order... :rotate: Of course Sherlock...how's she going to undress/disrobe/getting-her-kit-of/unclothe/unattire/denude/shed/peel off unless she's dressed in the first place. :twisted: What's wrong Jens??? Still pissed at me for having dinner with Auy on my BDay instead of drinking with you and your bearded GF??? :blaugh: BTW....meant to say..."NOT necessarily in that order" too much study...not enough drinking Mind ya... go fishing outside. drop us more facts SBI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 there is one person who can get the best of Kunny :!: Her MuM...(recieved earlier today from K): "at mums. cant wait to go back b4 she explode my ear off " but I suppose many of us are in the same position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 there is one person who can get the best of Kunny :!: Her MuM...(recieved earlier today from K): "at mums. cant wait to go back b4 she explode my ear off " but I suppose many of us are in the same position B I T C H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep. Oh how did they get these numbers ? ---70 & 10---- ( BTW I do not doubt the fact of critter consumption) :idea: is that what you Scots refer to as being buggered? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep. Oh how did they get these numbers ? ---70 & 10---- ( BTW I do not doubt the fact of critter consumption) :idea: is that what you Scots refer to as being buggered? :wink: strange how a few hundred miles can change the meaning of a word. In England, among the 'upper' classes, the phrase 'I'm buggered' usually means that there has been an instance of anal sex within the confines of a posh school. In Scotland, the same phrase usually means that you're knackered!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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