PiAnt Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Penne alla calabrese with extra bacon and parmesan!Who wants to marry me? Well, if you're cooking like that every night. I'll give it a go. Are you ok with plastic surgery? Get it done first and I'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boog Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociable Mate. If I looked like that. You'd need a damn sight more than nice looking pasta to keep me around. Anyway, I'm hurt. Consider yourself dumped. It's my prerogative. **Wiggles hot jiggly bits while strutting away** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociable Do your invites for women to attend a dinner party at your house read, "dress: bikini or clothing optional"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boog Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociable Do your invites for women to attend a dinner party at your house read, "dress: bikini or clothing optional"? yeah i call this a strip dinner, take off one clothe each time you put something in your mouth (not necessarily food) Any candidate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociable Mate, having had a look in your photo album, if this really is your criteria for a dinner partner, then I guess it's dinner for one and a good old self administered hand job. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boog Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociableMate, having had a look in your photo album, if this really is your criteria for a dinner partner, then I guess it's dinner for one and a good old self administered hand job. :wink: You know the story, dreams are free until you try to turn them into reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociableMate, having had a look in your photo album, if this really is your criteria for a dinner partner, then I guess it's dinner for one and a good old self administered hand job. :wink: You know the story, dreams are free until you try to turn them into reality PiAnt is beginning to look a little more attractive now, eh? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boog Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociableMate, having had a look in your photo album, if this really is your criteria for a dinner partner, then I guess it's dinner for one and a good old self administered hand job. :wink: You know the story, dreams are free until you try to turn them into reality PiAnt is beginning to look a little more attractive now, eh? :twisted: I could make it, just need a wig and a loooot of alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociableMate, having had a look in your photo album, if this really is your criteria for a dinner partner, then I guess it's dinner for one and a good old self administered hand job. :wink: You know the story, dreams are free until you try to turn them into reality PiAnt is beginning to look a little more attractive now, eh? :twisted: I could make it, just need a wig and a loooot of alcohol Oh PiAnt will supply both if you supply the pasta, lube and condoms. Just ask Rob; how else did PiAnt escape a 'life' ban? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol, good try but if you want the pasta (and all the rest) you'll have to look like this, and it's not negociableMate, having had a look in your photo album, if this really is your criteria for a dinner partner, then I guess it's dinner for one and a good old self administered hand job. :wink: You know the story, dreams are free until you try to turn them into reality PiAnt is beginning to look a little more attractive now, eh? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 You know the story, dreams are free until you try to turn them into reality Many of my twisted dreams turn into reality.. and I can tell you.. it is much better than the dream ones.. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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