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I'm not really sure I understand the point of the thread. Is it how far would you go or what would you do? Either way, you haven't defined a price so it's a tad arbitrary to ask how far someone would go without putting some realistic bounds on how much money is being offered.

If you asked me to wake up at 6am I wouldn't do it for free.

I probably still wouldn't do it for what I normally make.

I might not even be interested if you doubled my pay rate.

But for a kazillion dollars I would be up and 6am and whistling songs out of my butt.

So exactly what do you mean?

It's like that old joke:

A guy is talking to an attractive lady in a bar. They two of them seem to be hitting it off well and they're joking around with each other.

An old guy walks in and sits down on the other side of the bar. He looks messy like he hasn't showered. He's also not much of a good looking guy even on his best day.

The guy turns to the girl and says "Hey, would you sleep with that guy for a million dollars?"

The girl thinks about it and finally responds "A million? I guess for a million, I would."

The guy says "Great, how about giving me a BJ in the bathroom for $10." She is in shock. She says "What do you think I am, some kind of prostitute?"

The guy says "We've already established that you are. Now we're just negotiating price."

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I'm not really sure I understand the point of the thread. Is it how far would you go or what would you do? Either way, you haven't defined a price so it's a tad arbitrary to ask how far someone would go without putting some realistic bounds on how much money is being offered.

If you asked me to wake up at 6am I wouldn't do it for free.

I probably still wouldn't do it for what I normally make.

I might not even be interested if you doubled my pay rate.

But for a kazillion dollars I would be up and 6am and whistling songs out of my butt.

So exactly what do you mean?

Ok., how much to suck a dude off?

It's like that old joke:

A guy is talking to an attractive lady in a bar. They two of them seem to be hitting it off well and they're joking around with each other.

An old guy walks in and sits down on the other side of the bar. He looks messy like he hasn't showered. He's also not much of a good looking guy even on his best day.

The guy turns to the girl and says "Hey, would you sleep with that guy for a million dollars?"

The girl thinks about it and finally responds "A million? I guess for a million, I would."

The guy says "Great, how about giving me a BJ in the bathroom for $10." She is in shock. She says "What do you think I am, some kind of prostitute?"

The guy says "We've already established that you are. Now we're just negotiating price."

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Ok., how much to suck a dude off?

Quote police are everywhere!

Again, it's an arbitrary and somewhat silly question. If I were gay I wouldn't even need money to do it.

So, at a certain level, you're passing judgement via your own filters. Just because you find the idea of sucking some guy off repulsive you assume that sucking a guy off is some sort of yardstick which you can measure how far someone would go.

And your question assumes that money being a motivational factor is a constant. By that I mean, that my motivation for money is the same as yours. Some people just aren't that motivated by money. Or the amounts are completely incomparable. The amount of money you would have to pay some guy making 30,000 baht per month in Bangkok is going to be different than what it would take for Bill Gates to suck someone off.

Sure, you can ask how much money to suck someone off and many people might throw huge numbers out there or some might even say under no circumstances would they ever do it but put that guy in a prison cell with a 250 lb muscled up gangster who feels like getting sucked off and the fear of physical harm might be far more motivating than any amount of money could ever be.

Besides, all your question is likely to inspire is homophobic responses of guys trying to one up each other to show how un-gay they are.

So, what is the goal? What is it exactly that you're trying to learn via the question? Maybe there's a better question that is less ambiguous that might get you your answer.

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Wash your car - 1,000 thb

Tidy a medium sized apartment - 1,000 thb

Warn someone off with intimidation - 10,000 thb

Slap someone around a bit - 20,000 thb

Kill a guy - 10,000,000 thb

Carry a small bag of class A through customs - 500,000 thb

Give a guy a blow job - 1,000,000 thb

Take photos of someone naked - 20,000 thb (unless it was a hot chick with a **** in it for me)

**** an old ugly woman - 50,000 thb

Take the rap for someone else's crime and do 4 years inside an English prison - 2,000,000 sterling

What else do you want to know?

I'm pretty monetary - I'd drop a nuke on a panda breeding site if the price was right.

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I'm pretty monetary - I'd drop a nuke on a panda breeding site if the price was right.

Best quote I've read all day

I originally wrote 'orphanage' but I actually dislike pandas - lazy, fat fuckers who can't be bothered to have sex or evolve past eating one kind of plant... extinction is coming and they deserve it.

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Well in business I'm often in 'grey' areas- so i'd guess morally i'll do anything for money if I can just about keep it legal.

I'd do pretty much anything now if it paid enough for me to retire tomorrow and was a good chance i'd get away with it.

Ok.. I want someone to carry some special plants into Thailand..

How much do you charge? :twisted:

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