pandorea Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Starkle starkle little twinkWho the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little short of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet But the drunker I stand here The longer I get Just give me one more drink To fill me cup Cuz I got all day sober To Sunday up now that is kind of funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 I think most people are probably quite aware of why they drink or not. It's a pretty quick acting relaxant which reduces your inhibitions and makes other people look more attractive than they actually are. It's also extremely difficult to go out in the evening socially without drink being a part of it. Why people drink to excess is another question. Beyond the immediate "benefits", it numbs. Time passes without noticing. Problems are in the main forgotten and, in many instances, it can produce a feeling of elation which simply wouldn't be there otherwise. Alcohol (along with tobacco) was one of the first of the "vices" to be "discovered". Stig: "Hey Stog, I'm thinking of inventing the wheel." Stog: "Leave it mate. here, have a beer and a cig." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Stig: "Hey Stog, I'm thinking of inventing the wheel." Stog: "Leave it mate. here, have a beer and a cig." think the old funny mushrooms may have beaten both of those. followed shortly after by the invention of art critics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 i don't drink during the week cos i need my wits about me at work cos some saudi aircraft technician might do something stupid and i need to be able to react quickly to save my life or the aircraft. i love a cold beer or a nice jameson and dry on the weekends so i can forget about the idiot saudi technician who blah blah blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 i don't drink during the week cos i need my wits about me at work cos some saudi aircraft technician might do something stupid and i need to be able to react quickly to save my life or the aircraft. Oh come on, no one's really looking. And, who knows? You could get a mention on Air Crash Investigations or Forensic Files na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Stig: "Hey Stog, I'm thinking of inventing the wheel."Stog: "Leave it mate. here, have a beer and a cig." think the old funny mushrooms may have beaten both of those. I reckon he must have been pissed up to have tried freaky fungi. Jut makes more sense than the other way around. (And I'm geting more than just a bit pissed off with this True connection dropping every 2 minutes I'm already running no AV to stop the effing lag.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Stig: "Hey Stog, I'm thinking of inventing the wheel."Stog: "Leave it mate. here, have a beer and a cig." think the old funny mushrooms may have beaten both of those. I reckon he must have been pissed up to have tried freaky fungi. Jut makes more sense than the other way around. Not really. Remember in those early days it was a case of trial and error. 'What does this plant do? Eat it Stig. Oh dear, Stig is dead. Note to self, don't eat that one'. 'What does this plant do? Eat it Stig. Oh that's right, Stig's dead. Have to try it myself.................................................................................. ...........................wow, little purple pixies riding unicorns.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7jFkdr-Fo :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipamerican Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 i don't drink during the week cos i need my wits about me at work cos some saudi aircraft technician might do something stupid and i need to be able to react quickly to save my life or the aircraft.i love a cold beer or a nice jameson and dry on the weekends so i can forget about the idiot saudi technician who blah blah blah How did your spell check allow "saudi"....and "aircraft technician" run together in the same sentence without blowing up your screen?? just curious. Got some friends out in the box there...glad your looking after them. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 How did your spell check allow "saudi"....and "aircraft technician" run together in the same sentence without blowing up your screen?? just curious. Got some friends out in the box there...glad your looking after them. cheers the really frustrating thing is they get paid more than me, they get more holidays than me and i'm the idiot that has to babysit them. yes, its time to leave. middle of next year if the economy doesn't crash again :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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