olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Maybe we could have a Forum Section dedicated to jokes about my knob. Nothing is easier than that, and here we go! Dave, please feel free to post the first joke yourself. I am pretty much sure this will be the longest thread ever on TF (longest compared to your knob, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 1. EB's knob is so big, Osama bin Laden tried to fly a 747 into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 2) EB's knob is so big, 747's bounce off it. (actually I wanted a whole forum section... not just a thread.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 3) EB's **** is so big, Sinatra called it 'Sir'. 4) EB's **** is so big, he's already ******* a girl tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 (actually I wanted a whole forum section... not just a thread.) It deserves its own website. EBsknobfriends.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 6 .EB's knob is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugar_husk Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 HOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 7) EB's knob is so big, it has its own knob.... And EB's knob's knob is bigger than YOUR knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 8. EB's knob is so big, Steve Irwin once lasso'd it with a top-jaw rope. 9. EB's knob blows out the candles no matter who's birthday it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 10. EB's knob so big, visitors are delighted with its scenic beauty as well as the deluxe accomodations, snack bar and pro-shop. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 EB's penis is so big that if he lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z.....wait! ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 EB's penis is so big that if he lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z.....wait! sh*t! Kunny, we were talking about EB's knob which is so big, its a weapon of mass destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 EB's penis is so big that if he lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z.....wait! sh*t! My natural reflex was to immediately take my hands off of the keyboard...eeewww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 13. EB's knob is so big, he uses it to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border. 14. EB's knob is so big, it affects the Earth's magnetic field. 15. EB's knob is so big, Hurricane Katrina gave him a blowjob. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 EB's penis is so big that if he lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z.....wait! sh*t! Kunny, we were talking about EB's knob which is so big, its a weapon of ma*s destruction. oooh ya talking bout EB's doorknob? A round handle one turns to open any door before ya can walking in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 17. EB's knob is so big, novice TF members should be reminded to pressure-equalize their ears several times on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 13. EB's knob is so big, he uses it to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.14. EB's knob is so big, it affects the Earth's magnetic field. 15. EB's knob is so big, Hurricane Katrina gave him a blowjob. :wink: ED tried changing his Thailandfriends password to "penis" but it was rejected. Not long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 19. EB's knob is so big, it could have fed the entire TF events - for two winters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 13. EB's knob is so big, he uses it to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.14. EB's knob is so big, it affects the Earth's magnetic field. 15. EB's knob is so big, Hurricane Katrina gave him a blowjob. :wink: ED tried changing his Thailandfriends password to "penis" but it was rejected. Not long enough. Kunny, EB's knob is a VIP, Very Important Penis. It makes the Grand Canyon scream “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 i cant believe this is the most interesting thread on TF at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 i cant believe this is the most interesting thread on TF at the moment. wait until someone came up with kebab jokes. That will be even more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 EB's penis is so big that if he lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z.....wait! sh*t! I laughed so hard a little bit of snot came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 i cant believe this is the most interesting thread on TF at the moment. i cant quite understand the obvious male interest in it either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 EB's knob is so big; it will have its own forum section on TF... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 i cant believe this is the most interesting thread on TF at the moment. Yes, it seems to be the most interesting thread on TF at the moment, as everyone in here is following it and some people do post as well. EB's knob is so big; it was part of the human evolution! :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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