drlovelife8 Posted September 26, 2010 Report Share Posted September 26, 2010 .. Never felt that morbid erotic thrill of a graveyard? Oh there is nothing like the sensual feel of naked flesh against cold gravestone... :twisted: Be aware that after a few weeks the smell of the decomposing flesh gets a bit much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 hrrrrrrrrrr... how can i get any useful dating tip... ? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 hrrrrrrrrrr... how can i get any useful dating tip... ? :? Put out on first dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 http://www.zazzle.co.uk/pd/realviewpopup?url=...longlonglink :-) attraction & erotic sometimes show shady facets ... e.g. like the click here --> Harold & Maude way ToDo list before I die 001. find out why women always talk so much . . . 378. get yellow card at TF . . . 542. having sex in king size casket (new one!) You forgot to share your dating tips, Sir ! :roll: Dear, that graveyard-harold+maude-thing WAS my dating tip :evil: okok, it certainly helps to know the movie. Never felt that morbid erotic thrill of a graveyard? My beloved b*sturd :wink: , I did click d*mn there the link and found out its just a classic ting-tong movie clip :evil: Since I even locked myself inside my bedroom on Halloween just because I scare of those fake ghosts on the streets, let alone I would find anything around graveyard erotic exciting :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 hmmm do you guys need a room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang Doe Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 My beloved b*sturd :wink: , I did click d*mn there the link and found out its just a classic ting-tong movie clip :evil: Since I even locked myself inside my bedroom on Halloween just because I scare of those fake ghosts on the streets, let alone I would find anything around graveyard erotic exciting :x Madam, just to give credit where credit is due, the movie is an entertaining little masterpiece of odd humor. In good conscience recomended also to sensitive souls :-) That graveyard thing wasn't meant as a must for prospective sex bombs ;-) Actually I was hoping Kunny would reveal something of her colorful secrets along with it ... Well, the other comments were also quite illustrative :roll: Some years ago I found myself in a real burial vault where a gf brought me to. Between all the caskets (some were opened and bones were to see) I refused to fullfill her upcoming needs :shock: So as to me everything's fine with some scepticism here ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 My beloved b*sturd :wink: , I did click d*mn there the link and found out its just a classic ting-tong movie clip :evil: Since I even locked myself inside my bedroom on Halloween just because I scare of those fake ghosts on the streets, let alone I would find anything around graveyard erotic exciting :x Madam, just to give credit where credit is due, the movie is an entertaining little masterpiece of odd humor. In good conscience recomended also to sensitive souls :-) That graveyard thing wasn't meant as a must for prospective sex bombs ;-) Actually I was hoping Kunny would reveal something of her colorful secrets along with it ... Well, the other comments were also quite illustrative :roll: Some years ago I found myself in a real burial vault where a gf brought me to. Between all the caskets (some were opened and bones were to see) I refused to fullfill her upcoming needs :shock: So as to me everything's fine with some scepticism here ;-) Mister, I understand what you have posted here. I just find your wishlist before die are interesting so i broke in between, my apologies. Too sad for a gf that her erotic fantacy has been refused by you, next time you have to emphasize that you prefer a NEW king size one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 http://www.howinfonow.com/10tips/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 http://www.howinfonow.com/10tips/ I get the crocodile thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 My beloved b*sturd :wink: , I did click d*mn there the link and found out its just a classic ting-tong movie clip :evil: Since I even locked myself inside my bedroom on Halloween just because I scare of those fake ghosts on the streets, let alone I would find anything around graveyard erotic exciting :x Madam, just to give credit where credit is due, the movie is an entertaining little masterpiece of odd humor. In good conscience recomended also to sensitive souls :-) That graveyard thing wasn't meant as a must for prospective sex bombs ;-) Actually I was hoping Kunny would reveal something of her colorful secrets along with it ... Well, the other comments were also quite illustrative :roll: Some years ago I found myself in a real burial vault where a gf brought me to. Between all the caskets (some were opened and bones were to see) I refused to fullfill her upcoming needs :shock: So as to me everything's fine with some scepticism here ;-) Mister, I understand what you have posted here. I just find your wishlist before die are interesting so i broke in between, my apologies. Too sad for a gf that her erotic fantacy has been refused by you, next time you have to emphasize that you prefer a NEW king size one. as Bcool advised...but only a room may not be enough! :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TOYFORFUN Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Beware of other girls while you are dating him. Be so beautiful everytime you go on a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Beware of other girls while you are dating him. Do I need to bring my knuckle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TOYFORFUN Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Beware of other girls while you are dating him. Do I need to bring my knuckle? just give him a painted t-shirt " I'm not single" 8) see if there is any girl want him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Beware of other girls while you are dating him. Do I need to bring my knuckle? just give him a painted t-shirt " I'm not single" 8) see if there is any girl want him. If he is handsome or rich enough I am not sure the t-shirt will do much to keep other girls away! Besides, all he needs to do is have a couple of velcro removable letters in his pocket, such as 'l' and '+', and the t-shirt becomes "I'm hot + single". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dating Tips Impress him by order nice healthy lighty food. (Even though you love Krispy Kream, pizza and fried) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkCairns Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dating Tips Impress him by order nice healthy lighty food. (Even though you love Krispy Kream, pizza and fried) Yeah but then he will say, Wow you eat so healthy, how did your arse get so big???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lollipop Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dating Tips Impress him by order nice healthy lighty food. (Even though you love Krispy Kream, pizza and fried) Yeah but then he will say, Wow you eat so healthy, how did your arse get so big???????????? Bring him to Somtum place.there is no fats in these foods and they are also cheap. sounds cheap but healthy Every Thai girl loves Somtum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Beware of other girls while you are dating him. Do I need to bring my knuckle? just give him a painted t-shirt " I'm not single" 8) see if there is any girl want him. Sounds like the challange women like....(compeating against each other) :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangkvvaa Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 keep laughing even though its such a stupid joke u have ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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