Bodai Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Since about 3 hours after I left Iraq, I have been in a constant stage of numbness. I see that some of you missed me and I am sorry to cause anyone trouble, but that **** iBatch pulled is ******* hilarious. Anyways, English Bob, how long is the longest drunken stupor you know of? I am pushing 10 days right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Since about 3 hours after I left Iraq, I have been in a constant stage of numbness. I see that some of you missed me and I am sorry to cause anyone trouble, but that **** iBatch pulled is ******* hilarious. Anyways, English Bob, how long is the longest drunken stupor you know of? I am pushing 10 days right about now. seven and a half months... (and welcome back) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Anyways, English Bob, how long is the longest drunken stupor you know of? How could he know when he's drunk? Only thing he can do is calculate (substract date of last memory from actual date) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 seven and a half months...(and welcome back) Though that was someone else. My personal best (??) is 17/18 days. Though it also involved a large amount of 'things' that have been discussed on another thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I seems drunk everyday while i work,For me i had only 3 days continue when i was a bad teenager like 5 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Since about 3 hours after I left Iraq, I have been in a constant stage of numbness. I see that some of you missed me and I am sorry to cause anyone trouble, but that **** iBatch pulled is ******* hilarious. Anyways, English Bob, how long is the longest drunken stupor you know of? I am pushing 10 days right about now. Happy to see u here again so i can sleep deeply now ( after got insomnia since u have left ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) 31 days. It was my 30th Birthmonth. I decided a day or a weekend wouldn't cut it. So I opted for the entire month of August. I went out every single day and night. I was drunk for virtually every minute. I don't remember much... Here are the highlights... I had hangovers for only the first week. After the second week my friends complained it was too expensive, so we borrowed a van and we drove to France to buy cheap booze. I woke up in a field in Stoke one morning. I lost an undetermined amount of money in a casino. But I won fifty pounds for drinking a foul cocktail while having breakfast in a pub somewhere. I climbed the central pole of a beer tent 30 feet to the top. The security guards were shouting at me to get down. I fell the last 10 feet and limped for the next week. I saw a girl put three strangers' ***** in her mouth at the same time, just to prove a point. I saw a Spanish hooker pee down her leg into a wine bottle in a bar in Worcester to win money to play a drinking game with us. Whilst wearing a Nazi cap, I ran into a low beam in an Elizabethan pub and knocked myself out. I puked on the top of my wardrobe. We went on a boat (motherfucker) for a day and the pale fat kid got heatstroke and went to hospital. I wandered into the wrong nightclub and sat surrounded by 400 black men who stared at me until I left. No-one got arrested, but the police came to my house twice and we got thrown out of a Little Chef one morning. .... And that's all I have to say about that. Edited June 11, 2011 by English_Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Since about 3 hours after I left Iraq, I have been in a constant stage of numbness. I see that some of you missed me and I am sorry to cause anyone trouble, but that shit iBatch pulled is fucking hilarious. Anyways, English Bob, how long is the longest drunken stupor you know of? I am pushing 10 days right about now. Whenever there's a question about drunken stupors the correct answer is always, StevieJR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted June 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 31 days.It was my 30th Birthmonth. I decided a day or a weekend wouldn't cut it. So I opted for ............ ............. ........... ......... ....... ...... twice and we got thrown out of a Little Chef one morning. .... And that's all I have to say about that. Records are meant to be broke. So far I: Got an email from corporate telling me to stop slandering the company Met with a buddy in Dubai and together we bought $300 worth of tequila Saw my family and spoke about Anal Sex at the dinner table Had a high school reunion and cracked off a friends side view mirror Drank my high school teacher under the table but still lost at bowling Slept with a large Puerto Rican chic in the Mayor of Miami's house Got a sexy black girl to applaud me when she gave me head Puked all over a beautiful cuban girls car only to get a second date Crashed an AA meeting only to get 2 of them to go drinking with me Drank Kava and smoked weed til we puked Drove back home for a blind date that ended in Cognac and pool sex then sleeping in her dads bed Drank my sister and the neighbor under the table til they puked Currently waiting for hot white blonde to come over and smoke me out.... Records are Meant to be Broken, so far no cops but I still have 20 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Go Bodai! (He's got a demon in him...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Bangkok has him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted June 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Go Bodai!(He's got a demon in him...) Takes one to know one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Go Bodai!(He's got a demon in him...) Stu: “Look, here’s the deal man. I got a dark side. There’s a demon in me.†Alan: “It’s true, he has semen in him.†Stu: “I said demon.†Alan: “You also have semen in you, remember?†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I preferred it when he didn't know the joke... It was funnier that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 My days of drinking binges start when I visit Thailand as I get older I cannot do it anymore (not that I was a big drinker anyway) a couple of late nights drinking then I need to rest I have respect for my liver now!!!!! lol lol !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 but I still have 20 days aweee! ya one lucky slut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 My days of drinking binges start when I visit Thailand as I get older I cannot do it anymore (not that I was a big drinker anyway) a couple of late nights drinking then I need to rest I have respect for my liver now!!!!! lol lol !!! Your liver is evil and MUST be destroyed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Whenever there's a question about drunken stupors the correct answer is always, StevieJR. StevieJR liver is an overdramatic, attention-seeking ***** of an organ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Your liver is evil and MUST be destroyed! I don't think it's ever been proven that there's a need for the liver. But then again, I read very, very selectively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 31 days.It was my 30th Birthmonth. I decided a day or a weekend wouldn't cut it. So I opted for the entire month of August. I went out every single day and night. I was drunk for virtually every minute. I don't remember much... Here are the highlights... I had hangovers for only the first week. After the second week my friends complained it was too expensive, so we borrowed a van and we drove to France to buy cheap booze. I woke up in a field in Stoke one morning. I lost an undetermined amount of money in a casino. But I won fifty pounds for drinking a foul cocktail while having breakfast in a pub somewhere. I climbed the central pole of a beer tent 30 feet to the top. The security guards were shouting at me to get down. I fell the last 10 feet and limped for the next week. I saw a girl put three strangers' ***** in her mouth at the same time, just to prove a point. I saw a Spanish hooker pee down her leg into a wine bottle in a bar in Worcester to win money to play a drinking game with us. Whilst wearing a Nazi cap, I ran into a low beam in an Elizabethan pub and knocked myself out. I puked on the top of my wardrobe. We went on a boat (motherfucker) for a day and the pale fat kid got heatstroke and went to hospital. I wandered into the wrong nightclub and sat surrounded by 400 black men who stared at me until I left. No-one got arrested, but the police came to my house twice and we got thrown out of a Little Chef one morning. .... And that's all I have to say about that. I view you with a new respect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 I view you with a new respect... hes still ya one and only EB... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 hes still ya one and only EB... no homo :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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