PattayaDaz Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Funny... guys can be crafty.....Especially when it comes to SEX.. Here's some stories used by many to justify their desires.. Do they realy work.. :?: are girls realy that gulible.. :?: " It's okay honey rub it in...Its good for your skin ''....... '' You can have great orgasms from anal sex ''.......... :shock: '' Swallow it..Its full of vitamins and minerals ''.......... :roll: '' Don't worry..I won't show anybody ''.......... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Do they realy work.. :?: are girls realy that gulible.. :?: mostly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 ....do they work for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayle Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Do they realy work.. :?: are girls realy that gulible.. :?: " It's okay honey rub it in...Its good for your skin ''....... '' Swallow it..Its full of vitamins and minerals ''.......... :roll: '' Don't worry..I won't show anybody ''.......... :wink: Heard those and never fall for it :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggo Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 The fact is that semen IS good for the skin: Take from: http://www.tomigion.com/phpshop/sun_tip.html Semen is good for wrinkles. Semen contains protein which can have a tightening effect on the skin. As the water evaporates, the protein remains, temporarily stretching out fine wrinkles. But when rinsed all goes back to normal. Note: Feedback on this subject from a reader cites that semen contains an abundance of natural lipids and essential amino acids and prostaglandins, natural substances which aid in skin repair and increase blood flow bringing in more nutrients to the to the skin. We agree with our readers feedback that, on this subject, it is best to use your own judgement. Semen is also good when swallowed: http://www.epinions.com/content_3777863812 "After days of careful study, an overwhelming amount of male doctors in the United States agree that ingesting seminal fluids is very good for women's health. Five out of five male doctors in America agree that oral ingestion of semen can greatly benefit women. Semen, they say, contains several essential vitamins and minerals, which can fight germs, enhance skin complexion, and lead to a longer lifespan. " Ok, maybe that last one isn't medical fact but since semen contains vitamins, minerals and amino acids it can't be bad, right? If all else fails, try this line: "if you love me you'll swallow" :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMG_UK Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 In the same way that anal administration is a fast way of getting medicines into the blood stream (hence the popularity of suppositories in some countries), so one could argue that the fastest way of getting those vital nutrients into your girls system is to shoot 'em in from behind. Sounds like good science to me. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaDaz Posted March 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 :shock: Now CMG mate that's what I call fast thinking..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr0nmaster Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I fell for that one... come on abi ! it was just a few mates.......they were paying good money! jees....miss sensitive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr0nmaster Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 says Mr "its never happened before" well i had had far too much to dirnk....and the mood wasn't right.... jees.....you never gonna let me forget that one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I fell for that one... come on abi ! it was just a few mates..... popular guy, that slurms, a few mates in every 'adult-video' shop on 5 continents... FYI i recommend the expanded dvd edition, i dont know if they have it in thailand yet but you can get it in most bootleg dvd shops in shanghai for about 8 RMB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr0nmaster Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 FYI i recommend the expanded dvd edition, i dont know if they have it in thailand yet but you can get it in most bootleg dvd shops in shanghai for about 8 RMB. it all fits on one dvd ? even the part/parts with the donkey ? Don't even try and get out of that time at your parents' house christ ! you try and maintain an erection while yout mother is watching ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 FYI i recommend the expanded dvd edition, i dont know if they have it in thailand yet but you can get it in most bootleg dvd shops in shanghai for about 8 RMB. it all fits on one dvd ? even the part/parts with the donkey ? you were filming that ? not exactly filming... more like videotaping. hi definition though. looks great. wide screen (16:9 aspect ratio) is really necessary for the donkey scenes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 FYI i recommend the expanded dvd edition, i dont know if they have it in thailand yet but you can get it in most bootleg dvd shops in shanghai for about 8 RMB. it all fits on one dvd ? even the part/parts with the donkey ? you were filming that ? not exactly filming... more like videotaping. hi definition though. looks great. wide screen (16:9 aspect ratio) is really necessary for the donkey scenes... I know, doesn' keith's butt look totally spankable in that scene? :twisted: spankable isnt the kind of word that comes to mind... is there a word for that feeling you get when you pass a particularly gruesome traffic accident, and slow down to look while at the same time not wanting to? if so, then that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr0nmaster Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Hehe...you wanted to look at Keith's butt though its tempting....life really shouldnt be one lond dialogue as to the greatness of my butt.... whilst...yes...it surely is one damn sexy butt ....I think everyone got confused when I said Donkey.... It wasn't a reference to my huge , donkey like...love sword....but rather an ACTUAL reference to a Donkey.....or (what the collective noun for a whole bunch of donkeys....?) ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 FYI i recommend the expanded dvd edition, i dont know if they have it in thailand yet but you can get it in most bootleg dvd shops in shanghai for about 8 RMB. it all fits on one dvd ? even the part/parts with the donkey ? you were filming that ? not exactly filming... more like videotaping. hi definition though. looks great. wide screen (16:9 aspect ratio) is really necessary for the donkey scenes... I know, doesn' keith's butt look totally spankable in that scene? :twisted: spankable isnt the kind of word that comes to mind... is there a word for that feeling you get when you pass a particularly gruesome traffic accident, and slow down to look while at the same time not wanting to? if so, then that. Hehe...you wanted to look at Keith's butt :oops: INCORRECT. i wanted to videotape, ass to ass with a donkey, so to speak... i figured there'd be a market for it, same people who buy snuff films maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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