zeusbheld Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 joeska the first truly great poet of the 21st century has passed through our ranks, with barely a whimper of appreciation from the great unwashed. joeska's literary revolution is a wave that hasn't broken yet in the rest of the world. we may not have his depth of understanding of this whole human trajesty, but having witnessed his technique and copied it--i mean, been INFLUENCED by it, we can apply our own medicre talents using his methods and ride on his coattails to become minor historical figures in the first great literary movement of the 21st century: babelfish poetry. here's how it's done. either write something in english, or steal it-- errr, i mean *appropriate* a text. it doesn't need to be a poem. it will be come art when you joeska it. use babelfish to translate it into german, here's the link: babelfish use babelfish again to translate it back to english. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 here's a demo. i'm going to do something risky here, and joeska-ize a poem by a great twentieth century poet, the shithouse poet. here's the original. BEFORE: on this toilet seat i sit trying hard to take a **** reading stuff on all these walls while sneaky crabs invade my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 here's the finished poem (AFTER) on this toilet seat I sit strongly try, sh*t read material on all these walls to take, while sneaky crabs penetrate my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 here's a demo.i'm going to do something risky here, and joeska-ize a poem by a great twentieth century poet, the shithouse poet. here's the original. BEFORE: on this toilet seat i sit trying hard to take a sh*t reading stuff on all these walls while sneaky crabs invade my balls psssssst you have to do AFTER when making BEFORE and AFTER scenarios on this toilet seat I sit strongly try, sh*t read material on all these walls to take, while sneaky crabs penetrate my balls patience, rogue! who decided this project needed a producer?? here's a what-if scenario: joeska-chan-ized (through japanese) While with this flight seat the mean crab pierces my sphere in these walls, am at everything which was read every わ the material I make attempt sit down strongly in order to carry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 before: here i sit broken hearted paid my dime and only farted german: hier sitze ich defektes hearted zahlte meinen Groschen und farted nur after: here I sit defective hearted paid my groschens and farted only lol...that's funnier than i thought it would be.... had to google "groschens" (gro'-shen), Germ. A popular name for various coins of small denomination, especially the half-kopeck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 and from the well known Coldplay track "Repair You" if you try your best, but you do not follow, if you receive, which you wish, but not which you need, if you believe, therefore fatigued however you not sleep cannot clung in reverse Light you lead house and your bones and me to ignite tried to repair you :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 This is all a bit gothatician for me....waiter...another tequila....and a TF dictionary...and a non farting toilet....without any crabs....and mind ur balls please.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 This is all a bit gothatician for me....waiter...another tequila....and a TF dictionary...and a non farting toilet....without any crabs....and mind ur balls please.... joeska-ized, becomes great art: This is everything a point, those for me...... another tequila.... a TF dictionary... gothatician is more. waiter and one farting toilet... does not. without all possible.... Balls ur understanding of the crabs... please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 **** you My last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls... by: Hous Bin Pharteen **** you, you ****, you. **** you. You **** You **** **** You.. you **** you. You ****. **** you. into german Bumsen Sie, Sie bumsen, Sie. Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch bumsen Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch. Sie bumsen Du Arschloch. back to english Bumsen you, you bumsen, they you a**hole. They you a**hole bumsen you a**hole. It you a**hole. They bumsen you a**hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 f*ck youMy last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls... by: Hous Bin Pharteen f*ck you, you f*ck, you. f*ck you. You f*ck You f*ck f*ck You.. you f*ck you. You f*ck. f*ck you. into german Bumsen Sie, Sie bumsen, Sie. Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch bumsen Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch. Sie bumsen Du Arschloch. back to english Bumsen you, you bumsen, they you a**hole. They you a**hole bumsen you a**hole. It you a**hole. They bumsen you a**hole it's beautiful... balls your understanding of crabs... please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 f*ck youMy last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls... by: Hous Bin Pharteen f*ck you, you f*ck, you. f*ck you. You f*ck You f*ck f*ck You.. you f*ck you. You f*ck. f*ck you. into german Bumsen Sie, Sie bumsen, Sie. Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch bumsen Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch. Sie bumsen Du Arschloch. back to english Bumsen you, you bumsen, they you a**hole. They you a**hole bumsen you a**hole. It you a**hole. They bumsen you a**hole art ... don't u just love it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 f*ck youMy last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls... by: Hous Bin Pharteen f*ck you, you f*ck, you. f*ck you. You f*ck You f*ck f*ck You.. you f*ck you. You f*ck. f*ck you. into german Bumsen Sie, Sie bumsen, Sie. Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch bumsen Du Arschloch. Sie Du Arschloch. Sie bumsen Du Arschloch. back to english Bumsen you, you bumsen, they you a**hole. They you a**hole bumsen you a**hole. It you a**hole. They bumsen you a**hole art ... don't u just love it !! yes... balls your understanding of crabs... please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Just want to pull this wonderful thread up again... Fat Cat by Sookm Aidik the fat cat spat he did at that that fat cat german die fette Katze spuckte ihn tat an der, die fette Katze english the fat cat spat it did at that, the fat cat My Dog Ate My Homework by Swoll Owry Ting My dog does my homework At home every night. He answers each question And gets them all right. There?s only one problem With homework done by Rover. I can?t turn in work, That?s been slobbered all over. german Mein Hund tut meine Heimarbeit zu Hause jede Nacht. Er beantwortet jede Frage und erhael sie ganz recht. Es gibt nur ein Problem mit der Heimarbeit, die von Vagabund erfolgt ist. Ich kann nicht in Arbeit, die mich drehen werde gewesen slobbered ganz rueber. english My dog does my home working at home each night. It answers each question and receives it completely quite. There is only one problem with the home working, which took place from vagabond. cannot do in work, me will been more rueber turn slobbered completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 elton john - candle in the windGood-bye Norma Jean, although I never could do you at all you, had the beauty, to itself, while around you they crept from the carpenter work and they crept to hold whispered into your brain, which they adjusted you to the Tretmuehle and them you left to your name to change no, he never could do her at all. he's gay. :shock: :shock: ... and she's dead. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 elton john - candle in the windGood-bye Norma Jean, although I never could do you at all no, he never could do her at all. he's gay. :shock: :shock: ... and she's dead. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: and since when has being dead been a problem ?? in fact it means they can't run away !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 elton john - candle in the windGood-bye Norma Jean, although I never could do you at all no, he never could do her at all. he's gay. :shock: :shock: ... and she's dead. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: and since when has being dead been a problem ?? in fact it means they can't run away !!! keep in mind the 'ashes to ashes, dust to dust' business, time passes, next thing you know there's nowhere to um... put it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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