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1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. :!:

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose an eye. :twisted:

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4.During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs of beer in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12 am and 6 am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

B) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World :monster:

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Can I really be the only guy who can't stand football.. :?:

I'm hardly a ''new age sensative guy'' but I can think of many ways I'd rather spend my time than glued to the ''idiots lantern'' watching a bunch of over paid ponces roll around crying about their bruised shins.... :P

Instead of just watching sport how about doing some :?:

Cycling, jogging, waterskiing, swimming,shagging.. anyone :?:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Can I really be the only guy who can't stand football.. :?:

I'm hardly a ''new age sensative guy'' but I can think of many ways I'd rather spend my time than glued to the ''idiots lantern'' watching a bunch of over paid ponces roll around crying about their bruised shins.... :P

Instead of just watching sport how about doing some :?:

Cycling, jogging, waterskiing, swimming,shagging.. anyone :?:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

If you want to watch real football go to www.afl.com.au

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Can I really be the only guy who can't stand football.. :?:

I'm hardly a ''new age sensative guy'' but I can think of many ways I'd rather spend my time than glued to the ''idiots lantern'' watching a bunch of over paid ponces roll around crying about their bruised shins.... :P

Instead of just watching sport how about doing some :?:

Cycling, jogging, waterskiing, swimming,shagging.. anyone :?:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

If you want to watch real football go to www.afl.com.au

GO PIES!!

You mean SAINTS angel

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Can I really be the only guy who can't stand football.. :?:

Instead of just watching sport how about doing some :?:

Cycling, jogging, waterskiing, swimming,shagging.. anyone :?:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Quote of the week... i'm with you on that... cannot stand to watch sport, rather do it.

Have to agree on that one!

I don't evan have a TV

Must admit very funny though :-)

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1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. :!:

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose an eye. :twisted:

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4.During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs of beer in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12 am and 6 am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

B) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World :monster:

I put almost the same in a journal, but it was removed or disappear after a short while from the journals. CENSOR???? AND WHY ME ONLY??? :twisted:

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why do we need a list of golden rules for women during the world cup ... only 1 rule is needed.

1) during all games (including re-runs and highlights) sit down and keep ur mouth f**king closed ... unless it's to ask if we want another beer !! simple ..

luckily i don't have this problem to worry about as for some strange reason i'm single !!

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I put almost the same in a journal, but it was removed or disappear after a short while from the journals. CENSOR???? AND WHY ME ONLY??? :twisted:

Very unlikely. If it was censored, you'd have recieved a note from a moderator. What probably happened is that your journal just fell off the list - this has been happening to a lot of members lately. It's a glitch with the system and hopefully it will be fixed soon. If you check your journal archive, you will probably find the entry there.

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I put almost the same in a journal, but it was removed or disappear after a short while from the journals. CENSOR???? AND WHY ME ONLY??? :twisted:

Very unlikely. If it was censored, you'd have recieved a note from a moderator. What probably happened is that your journal just fell off the list - this has been happening to a lot of members lately. It's a glitch with the system and hopefully it will be fixed soon. If you check your journal archive, you will probably find the entry there.

Princess, u should know me by now. I was just joking. :P

Maybe it's a bad joke, but what the heck. :roll:

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