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I am Catholic , but not a very good one .

i'm a very good lapsed catholic .... just ask anybody who doesn't know me !!!!

yes, very lapsed, very lapsed.

well what's the f**king point being a good catholic all ur life when u can just make a good confession on ur death bed and go straight to heaven !!!

i've already recorded mine and the priest said it was the best death bed confession he'd ever heard !!!!

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I am Catholic , but not a very good one .

i'm a very good lapsed catholic .... just ask anybody who doesn't know me !!!!

yes, very lapsed, very lapsed.

well what's the f**king point being a good catholic all ur life when u can just make a good confession on ur death bed and go straight to heaven !!!

i've already recorded mine and the priest said it was the best death bed confession he'd ever heard !!!!

recorded it, just in case you leave a little early? :lol:

a devout catholic, and a high-tech one too...

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I am Catholic , but not a very good one .

i'm a very good lapsed catholic .... just ask anybody who doesn't know me !!!!

yes, very lapsed, very lapsed.

well what's the f**king point being a good catholic all ur life when u can just make a good confession on ur death bed and go straight to heaven !!!

i've already recorded mine and the priest said it was the best death bed confession he'd ever heard !!!!

recorded it, just in case you leave a little early? :lol:

a devout catholic, and a high-tech one too...

as a devoutly lapsed catholic u gotta expect the unexpected !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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The classic tune from Marc Cohn - Walking In Memphis...

Put on my blue suede shoes

And I boarded the plane

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

In the middle of the pouring rain

W.C. Handy -- won't you look down over me

Yeah I got a first class ticket

But I'm as blue as a boy can be

Then I'm walking in Memphis

Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale

Walking in Memphis

But do I really feel the way I feel

Saw the ghost of Elvis

On Union Avenue

Followed him up to the gates of Graceland

Then I watched him walk right through

Now security they did not see him

They just hovered 'round his tomb

But there's a pretty little thing

Waiting for the King

Down in the Jungle Room

(Chorus)

They've got catfish on the table

They've got gospel in the air

And Reverend Green be glad to see you

When you haven't got a prayer

But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis

Now Muriel plays piano

Every Friday at the Hollywood

And they brought me down to see her

And they asked me if I would --

Do a little number

And I sang with all my might

And she said --

"Tell me are you a Christian child?"

And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"

(Chorus)

Put on my blue suede shoes

And I boarded the plane

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

In the middle of the pouring rain

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

In the middle of the pouring rain

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As far as Christianity is concerned, I think that the whole thing is a crock of poo, which was fabricated at a time when the "ruling classes" realised that the growing ranks of the uneducated ignorant masses needed something upon which they could focus their ginorance and allay their fear of the unknown.

The Christian Church, in my opinion, is the biggest scam of them all.

Antiquity attests to more religions conceived, supported by relatively much larger numbers of followers, which ran their course and were discarded, lasting eons longer than this pathetic bunch of power hungry control freaks have been around.

Amen

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most of the religions suck becaus ethey all propagate their own betterness.

where budhism tells you to be good for others..

therefor I favor the buuha way of thinking. even when being a non believer of afterlife .

Most relegions bring war and terror ( see the last 3000 years)

a world without religion would be a world with beleiving you are better then the rest.

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The Christian Church, in my opinion, is the biggest scam of them all.

What about the Roman Catholic Church and young boy's??? Or all the other things Vatican has done in the past?

i think "the christian church" is a broad enough brush to include the catholics !!!

yes although the catholic church is trying to replace the cross with a symbolic corn cob :twisted:

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Hey cristians..why don't you check out the first 40 odd minutes of this...

www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Come back and tell me you still throwing your life away on a myth afterwards . Why do you idiots correlate "strong faith" as a virtue ? You do know the words "a person of strong faith" are interchangable with the words "ignorant and believe outdated mythical s crap for no good reason at all " don't you ?

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Yes, I am a Christian, looking for a Christian woman...

If less than 1 percent of Thailand is Christian, it may be hard to find one... Is there one out there?

well if there r 30 million women in thailand and if 1% r christian they r approx 300,000 of them here .... but what's wrong with the luving god fearing wimmin in ur neck of the woods !!!

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