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When is the best time for sex?

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1.47am, short time hotel round the corner from Cowboy

(posted at 1:49am, just outside the short time hotel)

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Hello

This is my first post here and I want to ask

when is the best time to have sex ? :shock:

Personally I proffer any time :twisted: but I can make an exception :wink:

:lol: :idea: :?:

My favorite time is that moment when I realize that I will never die.

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For Rob, the perfect time is usually right after the rohypnol kicks in...

Newb. You gotta wait at least 30 minutes after it kicks in.

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Newb. You gotta wait at least 30 minutes after it kicks in.

Tsk. Amateur. If you're using artificial lube maybe. But those first 5 minutes, you can still get the natural juices flowing...

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Tsk. Amateur. If you're using artificial lube maybe. But those first 5 minutes, you can still get the natural juices flowing...

I call a truce as we were obviously talking about different holes.

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I call a truce as we were obviously talking about different holes.

You are analysing this far too much...

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For men: Generally, once your d*ck is hard, otherwise it won't work.....

For ladies: Generally, once your p*ssy is wet, otherwise there might be troubles...

All the above not necessarily do refer to time and/or location!

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The Joy of Sex, Volume 3, by Kaunitz, will be available on Amazon from the 23rd January, price $1.29

I will sign your personal copy and add some drawings, so even you will understand!

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I will sign your personal copy and add some drawings, so even you will understand!

No need for either. I understand fully. Who do you think taught your wife that new trick? ;)

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No need for either. I understand fully.

I doubt that. You didn't read my book yet.

Who do you think taught your wife that new trick? ;-)

Not you, for sure (It was me, if that helps you!). Why? Very easy:

1) You do not know my wife

2) If you would meet my wife, she would run away screaming in horror after 30 seconds latest.

3) You haven't read my book.

So in order to offer you my good services, I would sell you my book for only $1,19 - including the extra drawings that would be so essential for you!

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Early in the morning before she wakes up and starts asking awkward questions...

eg

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

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Early in the morning before she wakes up and starts asking awkward questions...

eg

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

That's actually my favorite part. I love the suspense. What are they gonna ask me? How will they react? Are these good running shoes?

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It depends who's asking.

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Now?

That gif is so old I think that girl is a grandmother now. I'd still take a long walk on the beach with her, though.

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That gif is so old I think that girl is a grandmother now. I'd still take a long walk on the beach with her, though.

If that is actually true, I'm old enough to be her older brother.

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If that is actually true, I'm old enough to be her older brother.


Woah there Bill...Let's leave your strange sexual perversions out of this.

Thank you.

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Woah there Bill...Let's leave your strange sexual perversions out of this.

Thank you.

My strange sexual perversions aren't strange on every planet.

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