Miow Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 whoever makes this stories up, they are such a genius, aren't them? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venus Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 i am sick of those baffalo stories as much as those farang-tourist stories. stupidity is international.... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 i am sick of those baffalo stories as much as those farang-tourist stories.stupidity is international.... :roll: never underestimate the stupidity of mankind !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca_tirana Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Another classical story my ex cooked up was about her being pregnant. Funny as it may seem, when she was supposed to be pregnant my friend happened to spot her piss drunk at a disco here, touting a couple of farang men around Patong. When I asked her to go with me to the clinic to have a reliable pregnancy test done, she - against all odds, strangely declined. Have we now got to wait for her side of the story in the interest of justice and morality? I missed you Finnish Man.... send me money for sick arm. Glad to see those low flying ping pong's havent affected your cynical side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 I have never met a Thai girl whose parents even own a buffalo... perhaps you have not entered into a serious relationship with a bargirl... yet. you need to adjust your game in order to move in the right circles. if you desire to really find out about sick buffalos, i suggest a) drink enough to kill any functional brain cells and inflate your stomach to epic size wear a shirt from whatever league 2 team you've supported since birth c) smell really, really bad. and sweat a lot. a LOT. d) hang out in titty bars in nana, soi cowboy or patpong, until you meet your dream girl now all that remains is e) convince yourself that your dreamgirl really isn't a prostitute, cares deeply about you, and is utterly trustworthy. if you don't hear at least 40k baht worth of sick buffalo stories, rinse and repeat. or don't rinse, it'll help with c). if you don't want to have a sick buffalo of your very own, and just crave the queasy, voyeuristic thrill of watching morons implode, just ride the visa run bus and the demographic in question will enlighten you with their life stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amst_Man Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 TF Member A: - I need money to pay my rent: i'm 3 months behind.... i need 30.000 bath for that - I need to do a training for hairdressed: 10.000 bath TF Member B: - My mom needs an operation : 15000 bath - Buffalo is dead: need new one (for real.... not very creative) TF Member C: - Need to open a shop with a friend: 50.000 bath - Need money for a tattoo (is real???) Im still lucky to know only 3, the rest of the female TF members do have a good character and behaviour. Ohhhh i forgot: TF Member D: - Need money for a ticket to go to Pattaya and meet bargirls!!! (this was obviously a guy lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 I cant wait to take my girlfriend back to the Village to meet my parents! Damn she even earns more than me, ughhh I fear a role reversal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Think it might be time to tell her I have a sick farmyard animal, or ask her to pay for my grandpa to have an opperation soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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danny_blueeyes Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Dear Pattaya Bargirl, Tears welled up in my eyes as I read the tragic story of your sick buffalo. I remember the first night I met Kwai #1 in your Issan village. His brown eyes shone with courage and animal dignity. I will never forget that night. Unfortunately, here in Canada, I must take care of my sick polar bear, beaver, and mouse. My sick polar bear is in very dire condition indeed. His former shiny white coat has turned a muddy grey, and his eyes are glassy and drip fluid. Please send me 20,000 baht to take care of my sick polar bear. I know you will send me the money because our love is so strong. As for your buffalo, don't worry as I have consulted a fortune teller and he told me that if you take three sticks of incense to the temple in your village and pray every day to the Buddha, your buffalo will soon be strong and healthy once more. Much love, Not-So-Gullible-Farang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 if you desire to really find out about sick buffalos, i suggest a) drink enough to kill any functional brain cells and inflate your stomach to epic size wear a shirt from whatever league 2 team you've supported since birth c) smell really, really bad. and sweat a lot. a LOT. d) hang out in titty bars in nana, soi cowboy or patpong, until you meet your dream girl Talking from your own experience? :shock: observation, not even the careful kind. you can't spit on silom or sukhumvit at night without hitting about a dozen of these gentlemen furtively oozing their way to the 'entertainment venue' of their choice. and if you're fortunate enough to share a visa run bus with them, you'll have the privilege of hearing why *their* bargirl is different/special/etc. it's a fairly long busride, a few key questions and you can usually extract from them how much they paid for the replacement buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 if you're fortunate enough to share a visa run bus with them, you'll have the privilege of hearing why *their* bargirl is different/special/etc. it's a fairly long busride, a few key questions and you can usually extract from them how much they paid for the replacement buffalo. u ask them questions ... surely that only encourages them .... must be a long f**king bus journey !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 if you're fortunate enough to share a visa run bus with them, you'll have the privilege of hearing why *their* bargirl is different/special/etc. it's a fairly long busride, a few key questions and you can usually extract from them how much they paid for the replacement buffalo. u ask them questions ... surely that only encourages them .... must be a long f**king bus journey !!!! they won't shut up, even if you have headphones on and try to ignore them, so might as well encourage them to make an ass of themselves, it's more entertaining than counting pickup trucks on the rural thai highways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocoaBrotha Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 I tried 5 times to write something that wouldn't get me banned and failed each time. I'll just go with Ciarn's response. Some things you just can't turn a blind eye too, Going with Ciarn's as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 they won't shut up, even if you have headphones on Tell me about it. Try sitting next to an old indian lady all the way from SIN to FRA who doesn't take the hint of headphones either. Now I know why they have noise cancelling headphones in Business and First :shock: lemme guess, auntie had a grandson who's a doctor? jeez i donno what's worse torture, grannies who need to talk about their grandson the doctor, or the sex tourists on the bus. i need to learn just enough sign language to be convincing as a deaf person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 After my first visit to Thailand I was introduced to this site and made the mistake of posting in the forums about the girl who had e-mailed me asking for 20,000 baht needed to cross the border from Laos to Thailand. Her story never really made any sense, and we hadn't been that close, (I'd met her in Chiang Mai and offered to help her with her English so we'd stayed in touch by e-mail), so I posted it on here to get some advice and had the piss taken out of me by just about everyone. People who now send me nice messages were lining up to put the boot in basically, making assumptions about how I'd met her, what sort of person she was etc etc. Well, I never did get ripped-off, so thanks for all your "concern" at the time. Your special brand of cynicism didn't rub off on me until after I'd got to know a few TF girls, and saw how inventive and creative they can be with their storytelling....For example, walking around in BKK with my girlfriend at the time, she would often point out "so and so from TF" in malls and bars, and sometimes we'd stop and chat with them since my ex was "famous" on TF and pretty much knew everyone. These TF girls would normally have some random wide-eyed farang on their arm who was introduced as their "boyfriend". Said "boyfriend" was being led around the mall, paying for everything, feeling smug about the fact that his girlfriend wasn't a hooker, or a bargirl and he'd done very well for himself. Then, a few weeks later, we'd be out and about again and we'd bump into the same girl, but with a different boyfriend. Infact, we bumped into one girl with three different "boyfriends" (all farangs, all from different parts of the world). So, before we bemoan the dishonesty of bar girls, let's not assume that some of them don't graduate to having TF accounts. PERFECTLY PUT perfectly put, but with one caveat (on a more general note, not talking about anyone in particular): don't assume that the tour guide isn't part of the zoo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STB Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 i am sick of those baffalo stories as much as those farang-tourist stories.stupidity is international.... :roll: never underestimate the stupidity of mankind !!!! And don't forget: Mankind is the only animal that does not learn from it's mistakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 i am sick of those baffalo stories as much as those farang-tourist stories.stupidity is international.... :roll: never underestimate the stupidity of mankind !!!! And don't forget: Mankind is the only animal that does not learn from it's mistakes NOT true. there are LOTS of other animals that don't learn from their mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibel Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 It's all the same as the Carabao stories in The Philippines. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJ Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Is it the same as my mates biting a few dollars off me at the Pub???lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Is it the same as my mates biting a few dollars off me at the Pub???lol depends on what they "bite" to get the dollars. is that why you have been dubbed "BJ"? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Surely that's a "flogging a dead horse" emoticon? I'm surprised I haven't seen that more often in some of these threads! Even the uncareful observer would notice that it's not a TF emoticon. the question is not, "is it", but *should it be*... and the answer is (large and green, for credibility's sake) YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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