uarewotueat Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 IF SOMEONE CUT OFF YOUR PENIS?!?!? would u rather seek medical help and live a life without a penis or bleed to death there and then? :twisted: personally i think id rather die then have a surgeon sew it back on and everyone call me "frankendick" :roll: wot do the rest of u men, ladyboys and women with male genitalia think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted February 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 shockingly enough I don't generally think about that at all hahaha i never expected a straight answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 sew it back on. if it doesnt work, go bionic... we can rebuild him... colonel steed zeustin... the 6 million dollar pud... either that or borrow enough pud from slurms to make a new penis, with that rope he'd never miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Kip, you need help my friend! :shock: But, I would do everything in my power to "re-bless" myself :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyoiy Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 oh that so scary and sad... if my bf got no penis... eeeeeeeeek .. RIP hahaha .. dont be too cheeky else someone may want to cut off ur thing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down2Earth Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 well...last time i check i dont have one! But for you guys it would be the end of the world! and well....for girls like us too! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khun_lung Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 IF SOMEONE CUT OFF YOUR PENIS?!?!? would u rather seek medical help and live a life without a penis or bleed to death there and then? :twisted: personally i think id rather die then have a surgeon sew it back on and everyone call me "frankendick" :roll: wot do the rest of u men, ladyboys and women with male genitalia think? Well, of course I'd want it put back on! But your question should have been... If doctors in Thailand were the first to succeed in penis transplants, who would you want to be the donor? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down2Earth Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 well...last time i check i dont have one! But for you guys it would be the end of the world! and well....for girls like us too! hahaha :shock: :shock: Not for girls as we can get something similar aight! but still i kinda like real ones better oppps :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 I'd have my head transplanted to where my **** was, and my severed **** put on my shoulders. Then I'd be a complete dickhead who only thinks with his ****. Rich (or **** for short) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 If doctors in Thailand were the first to succeed in penis transplants, who would you want to be the donor? :shock: i would definitely want to borrow a few feet of rope from slurms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 I'm lucky, I'm part lizard, if mine gets cut off it grows back again just like a lizards tail, except when their tail grows back they're shorter than the original, mine gets bigger. :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallboyno1 Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 well...last time i check i dont have one! But for you guys it would be the end of the world! and well....for girls like us too! hahaha :shock: :shock: Not for girls as we can get something similar Yes but original is original always dont you agree? And only men know how to use it best or am I wrong about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartass Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 if your **** got cut off....just made a use of it! give the pieace to someone who needed it most....or ebay.com :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted February 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 IF SOMEONE CUT OFF YOUR PENIS?!?!? would u rather seek medical help and live a life without a penis or bleed to death there and then? :twisted: personally i think id rather die then have a surgeon sew it back on and everyone call me "frankendick" :roll: wot do the rest of u men, ladyboys and women with male genitalia think? I guess somebody suggested you that operation since the question got on your mind :shock: yeah im a pre-op transexual ...got a problem with that? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elzibaby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 nooooo dont cut of my penis i need it lmfao!!!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down2Earth Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 I'm lucky, I'm part lizard, if mine gets cut off it grows back again just like a lizards tail, except when their tail grows back they're shorter than the original, mine gets bigger. woah! you are "super" man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Damn, I was having such a good day until I started to think about this. OUCH :!: :!: :shock: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 if your penis can not be saved, could you get a vagina put in and hit on lesbians ?? it's a crazy plan.... but it just might work... hmmmmmmmm :twisted: did read somewhere that thailand leads the world in bobbitts per capita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 if your penis can not be saved, could you get a vagina put in and hit on lesbians ?? good thinking ...i like this plan :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elzibaby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 if your penis can not be saved, could you get a vagina put in and hit on lesbians ?? good thinking ...i like this plan :twisted: lesbianism isnt that exciting when ur a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 May the day never cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 lesbianism isnt that exciting when ur a girl haha and u keep claiming u aint a dyke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocoaBrotha Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Pfft!!! SIZE DOES MATTER!...keep the f*cking knife away from my blacksnake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 SIZE DOES MATTER! not when its just been chopped off it dosent :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 SIZE DOES MATTER! not when its just been chopped off it dosent :shock: yeah it does. thicker = more stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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