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Do bears really shit in the woods?


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I was right you are a f*cking ****!

No... that's pretty smart actually.

It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see'

But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink'

I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF.

Any educated person with manners would not use that language.

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ËÃÕàËç¹

I was right you are a f*cking ****!

No... that's pretty smart actually.

It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see'

But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink'

I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF.

Any educated person with manners would not use that language.

No, but he's qualified enough to get a job as an English teacher.

Enough said.

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I've never actually witnessed a bear having a poo, but seeing as they mostly live in the woods, I would imagine that they poo there too. Except if they're caught out in the open, in which case they'd sh*t in the open, or wherever else they might be when they're caught short. I once went in a bus station in Vayla, Denmark when I was caught short.

(Pronounced "Vayla", sorry if I spelled it wrong.)

(And apologies to Denmark, it was just one of those things. Not about you.)

well, that's just not quite good enough mate. I mean, ok, just because you were once caught short and went in a bus station, I wont assume you make a habit of it. (Though it's not such a mind stretch.)

But, you know, many people, including myself, have used this statement as 100% assurance.

guy: "mate...are you sure this wont break?"

best mate: "Does a bear shot in the woods?"

guy: "ok"

I wonder :roll:

(doesnt Vayla have a silent p?)

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ËÃÕàËç¹

I was right you are a f*cking ****!

No... that's pretty smart actually.

It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see'

But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink'

I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF.

Any educated person with manners would not use that language.

No, but he's qualified enough to get a job as an English teacher.

are there any educated people with manners likely to read it on TF?

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I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.

Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid...

...the truth is out there.

how did you know for sure it was a bears ****? :shock:

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I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.

Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid...

...the truth is out there.

how did you know for sure it was a bears sh*t? :shock:

The Canadian Forestry Rangers had labelled it for tourists.... you just don't get service like that anymore.

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I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.

Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid...

...the truth is out there.

if it was a turd it might not necessarily have been from a bear. if it is from a bear it is called scat. bear scat.

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I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.

Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid...

...the truth is out there.

if it was a turd it might not necessarily have been from a bear. if it is from a bear it is called scat. bear scat.

aaahh... the plot thickens... :roll:

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