PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 What's your theory? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niranahm Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 ËÃÕà Ëç¹ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loburt Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Ah, yes. The eternal question!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelis Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 No, but the Pope does.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I heard they mainly do it by a river or lake. Not actually in the forest :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 No, but the Pope does.... can you back up that claim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelis Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Brilliant! so.... does that now mean that bears are all catholics? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 No forest here... hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 ËÃÕà Ëç¹ I was right you are a ******* ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 ËÃÕà Ëç¹ I was right you are a f*cking ****! No... that's pretty smart actually. It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see' But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink' I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 smelly *****? do bear **** on cats too? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyCat Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 are you seriously asking? :roll: or, young Skywalker, are you seeking a truer metaphor for your existential crisis? :? :? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 ËÃÕà Ëç¹ I was right you are a f*cking ****! No... that's pretty smart actually. It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see' But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink' I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF. Any educated person with manners would not use that language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 ËÃÕà Ëç¹ I was right you are a f*cking ****! No... that's pretty smart actually. It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see' But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink' I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF. Any educated person with manners would not use that language. No, but he's qualified enough to get a job as an English teacher. Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I've never actually witnessed a bear having a poo, but seeing as they mostly live in the woods, I would imagine that they poo there too. Except if they're caught out in the open, in which case they'd sh*t in the open, or wherever else they might be when they're caught short. I once went in a bus station in Vayla, Denmark when I was caught short.(Pronounced "Vayla", sorry if I spelled it wrong.) (And apologies to Denmark, it was just one of those things. Not about you.) well, that's just not quite good enough mate. I mean, ok, just because you were once caught short and went in a bus station, I wont assume you make a habit of it. (Though it's not such a mind stretch.) But, you know, many people, including myself, have used this statement as 100% assurance. guy: "mate...are you sure this wont break?" best mate: "Does a bear shot in the woods?" guy: "ok" I wonder :roll: (doesnt Vayla have a silent p?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 What's your theory? none of your -- hmmm.... -- [oV3r]glorified bu$iness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 j a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 ËÃÕà Ëç¹ I was right you are a f*cking ****! No... that's pretty smart actually. It says 'mii hen' ..... 'bears see' But in Thai humour 'hii men' means ' ******* stink' I know it's not exactly Wittgenstein, but it'll do for TF. Any educated person with manners would not use that language. No, but he's qualified enough to get a job as an English teacher. are there any educated people with manners likely to read it on TF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods. Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid... ...the truth is out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid... ...the truth is out there. how did you know for sure it was a bears ****? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid... ...the truth is out there. how did you know for sure it was a bears sh*t? :shock: The Canadian Forestry Rangers had labelled it for tourists.... you just don't get service like that anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJack Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid... ...the truth is out there. if it was a turd it might not necessarily have been from a bear. if it is from a bear it is called scat. bear scat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted August 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I've never seen a bear shitting in the woods, but I HAVE seen a bear's TURD located in the woods.Therefore, either the bear put it there... or someone moved it to the woods AFTER it was laid... ...the truth is out there. if it was a turd it might not necessarily have been from a bear. if it is from a bear it is called scat. bear scat. aaahh... the plot thickens... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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