Dr_Mike Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 or maybe tiny sharks biting tiny genitals (a type of dogfish with dietary preferences, perhaps). or small sharks that live inside your genitals... like toothed ejaculate! :shock: TF is a foul bar where everyone sits in a glass cubicle with transparency settings depending on levels of alcohol inbibed. each cubicle sits on a perch which has a height setting derived from level of self importance. importantly everyone gets a stone (or 17) with which they feel free to knock other glass cubicles off their perches w/out fear of retribution. which doesn't mean there is no retribution just we don't fear it in this outspoken mindless society. the women are attracted to the men with the biggest stones and the hardest throws. slings and arrows available on request... dear mr flowery words man: why can't you just say "it's an internet forum." yeah thanks bye. Dude, after trying to make heads or tails of your depiction I end up with one of those M. C. Escher stair cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 dear mr flowery words man: why can't you just say "it's an internet forum." yeah thanks bye. i thought i did... isn't the flowery words man ? d'oh. ****. your'e right. well... mr EXTRA words man. no wait, that's me. Mr. FANCY Words Man then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSA Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 He gets what he wants.... He doesn't need the TF "freebies" as he gets $300 per day for photo tutoring or $250 for one black and white print.... And he knows where to find what he wants as he has been creeping in all the dark corners of Southeast Asia taking pics of the sensationalist stuff that sells magazines. NThis next bit may not be totally related to the quote above but the mistake my profession is a profitable one doesn't help. I don't creep around. I do cover issues, that I feel need to be addressed. Thaksin's War on Drugs that left thousands of people slain on the streets. Civil right movements, off and on the record admitting these where exthadicial killings. A police captain again admitting this to me off the record. Then of course any anyone with half a sense knew who was doing the killing and why. To cut the link. IE kill the lowest level of drug runners you can before they snitch upwards. I won't write who are the true king pins in the drug and people trafficking trade in Southeast Asia but hey give it a guess. I covered the still devastating effects of Agent Orange on a third generation of sufferers still effected by the neuron toxin sprayed over 30% of Vietnam during the US-Vietcong war. No compensation has ever been paid to the country. My Time cover piece down in Northern Thailand exposing the disgusting prevalent existence of brothels using bonded children as sex slaves, yes was creeping around in the mire. And even though the piece, as with my Ya Ba story ran Time Cover I haven't the ego enough to believe I made a difference but at least I tried. And not because I get off with creeping in dark corners but because the journalism I needed to complete the piece led me to places that make your skin crawl. I have been shot at, stabbed, locked up, and not for the paycheck papers pay. You are lucky to get your expenses back. Wine bars and spar pictures sell. Not the heavier stories. Advertising space dictates what story go where and indeed if it runs at all nowadays. The Tail is waging the dog. I have been a bit cheeky with some thread leads but hey I am a member of this forum too. So I must get something from it, or did. What I have never done is drag a man's integrity into the mud. I thought I was playing devils advocate just to illicit a fun response or too with a few pieces I places in the forums. After being told I pissed my bed, was a square, been living in a box, all my life I took it in good spirits. But never, ever accuse a driven documentary photographer of being disingenuous please. The passion I have for my photojournalism goes beyond mere banter. Well all the best with the continuing success of the forum. Sorry for the show of passion it was not directed at anyone in particular. Best wishes, Jonathan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 He gets what he wants.... He doesn't need the TF "freebies" as he gets $300 per day for photo tutoring or $250 for one black and white print.... And he knows where to find what he wants as he has been creeping in all the dark corners of Southeast Asia taking pics of the sensationalist stuff that sells magazines. NThis next bit may not be totally related to the quote above but the mistake my profession is a profitable one doesn't help. I don't creep around. I do cover issues, that I feel need to be addressed. Thaksin's War on Drugs that left thousands of people slain on the streets. Civil right movements, off and on the record admitting these where exthadicial killings. A police captain again admitting this to me off the record. Then of course any anyone with half a sense knew who was doing the killing and why. To cut the link. IE kill the lowest level of drug runners you can before they snitch upwards. I won't write who are the true king pins in the drug and people trafficking trade in Southeast Asia but hey give it a guess. I covered the still devastating effects of Agent Orange on a third generation of sufferers still effected by the neuron toxin sprayed over 30% of Vietnam during the US-Vietcong war. No compensation has ever been paid to the country. My Time cover piece down in Northern Thailand exposing the disgusting prevalent existence of brothels using bonded children as sex slaves, yes was creeping around in the mire. And even though the piece, as with my Ya Ba story ran Time Cover I haven't the ego enough to believe I made a difference but at least I tried. And not because I get off with creeping in dark corners but because the journalism I needed to complete the piece led me to places that make your skin crawl. I have been shot at, stabbed, locked up, and not for the paycheck papers pay. You are lucky to get your expenses back. Wine bars and spar pictures sell. Not the heavier stories. Advertising space dictates what story go where and indeed if it runs at all nowadays. The Tail is waging the dog. I have been a bit cheeky with some thread leads but hey I am a member of this forum too. So I must get something from it, or did. What I have never done is drag a man's integrity into the mud. I thought I was playing devils advocate just to illicit a fun response or too with a few pieces I places in the forums. After being told I pissed my bed, was a square, been living in a box, all my life I took it in good spirits. But never, ever accuse a driven documentary photographer of being disingenuous please. The passion I have for my photojournalism goes beyond mere banter. Well all the best with the continuing success of the forum. Sorry for the show of passion it was not directed at anyone in particular. Best wishes, Jonathan So you don't take photos of Ladyboys for cheap porn sites to pay the bills.... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 So you don't take photos of Ladyboys for cheap porn sites to pay the bills.... :wink: With or without the tom sauce? No brainer really for serious photojourno's like me and you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 I bet you even flydragon shoots cheap porn to pay the bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploring Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: :shock: :!: :?: Did I miss sth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: was just checking if your reception is still working fine.... and it still IS !!! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: :shock: :!: :?: Did I miss sth? Nope, looks like you caught the start of it though. Gutted the footies on, this could be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: :shock: :!: :?: Did I miss sth? No, just a minor disagreement; nothing that the application of a fresh haddock to the side of Tonia's face at high speed wont fix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: :shock: :!: :?: Did I miss sth? Nope, looks like you caught the start of it though. Gutted the footies on, this could be fun. It is very rarely that you will hear these words from my mouth (or to be more accurate, from my keyboard)...but; Go on Chelski... (only from a fantasy league perspective - personally the best result for me in this fixture would be a dirty bomb planted by Moss Side jihadists) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: was just checking if your reception is still working fine.... and it still IS !!! :wink: Any more cheek and will be checking your pain receptors are still working!! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: was just checking if your reception is still working fine.... and it still IS !!! :wink: Any more cheek and will be checking your pain receptors are still working!! :wink: Treatening ! yellow yellow yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: was just checking if your reception is still working fine.... and it still IS !!! :wink: Any more cheek and will be checking your pain receptors are still working!! :wink: Treatening ! yellow yellow yellow Grass!!! There was a wink next to it to indicate I was joking!!! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: was just checking if your reception is still working fine.... and it still IS !!! :wink: Any more cheek and will be checking your pain receptors are still working!! :wink: Treatening ! yellow yellow yellow Look at the stars, Look how they shine for youuuuuuu, And everything you dooooooo, Yeah they were all yellooooooooow, I came along I wrote a song for youuuuuuuuu And all the things you doooooooooooo And it was called yelloooooooooooooow Singing that song represents unreasonable forum behaviour, as well as subjecting members to vacuous, trite and rather boring lyrics. Please go to the nearest mirror and yellow card yourself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Yooooooooooo u just wait Iain, Dannyboy will be finished with his Sunday hog roast, and semi recovered from his Lager hangover...... you'll be in trouble you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Yooooooooooo u just wait Iain, Dannyboy will be finished with his Sunday hog roast, and semi recovered from his Lager hangover...... you'll be in trouble you will. What???? I'm just sitting here, minding my own business, trying to inject a little sunshine into a wet and (gale force) windy day, while I wait for the footie... No-one is going to upset my harmonious balance - it took too bloody long to get here!!! Dannyboy?? Lovely guy! Salt of the earth and a more than efficient moderator... altogether now... Om mane padme hum, om mane padme hum, Om mane padme hum, om mane padme hum, Om mane padme hum, om mane padme hum, Om mane padme hum, om mane padme hum, Om mane padme hum, om mane padme hum, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazzy Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Too many Brits on the board ! :x ahem... some of us object to the term 'Brit'. Ok? bloody cheeky ladyboy... :twisted: was just checking if your reception is still working fine.... and it still IS !!! :wink: Any more cheek and will be checking your pain receptors are still working!! :wink: Treatening ! yellow yellow yellow Look at the stars, Look how they shine for youuuuuuu, And everything you dooooooo, Yeah they were all yellooooooooow, I came along I wrote a song for youuuuuuuuu And all the things you doooooooooooo And it was called yelloooooooooooooow Singing that song represents unreasonable forum behaviour, as well as subjecting members to vacuous, trite and rather boring lyrics. Please go to the nearest mirror and yellow card yourself!! TF is a yellow submarine... TF is a yellow submarine, A yellow submarine, A yellow submarine, TF is a yellow submarine, A yellow submarine, A yellow submarine. All together now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Nope, looks like you caught the start of it though. Gutted the footies on, this could be fun. actually it's spuds vs wigan, hardly footie!! haddock slapping a much better bet i know, right? watching american idol reruns instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Nope, looks like you caught the start of it though. Gutted the footies on, this could be fun. actually it's spuds vs wigan, hardly footie!! haddock slapping a much better bet i know, right? watching american idol reruns instead. Am watching Hibs get stuffed in the Scottish Cup... (what side is the american idol reruns on? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Nope, looks like you caught the start of it though. Gutted the footies on, this could be fun. actually it's spuds vs wigan, hardly footie!! haddock slapping a much better bet i know, right? watching american idol reruns instead. I'm enjoying watching Spuds flounder in their own piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 god help us the forums are erupting into song :shock: is this the birth of TF the musical ? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mike Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 god help us the forums are erupting into song :shock: is this the birth of TF the musical ? :twisted: Give us a dance, show us what you've got, we are currently casting a big show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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