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Is it hot today?  

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  1. 1. Is it hot today?

    • 1. Yep. Gimme a beer.
    • 2. It's cold, global "warming" has us all clhilled.
    • 3. Global warming is a myth.
    • 4. I don't feel so well, I'd better take off my gloves.


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I hear from a friend that it is raining men along with foam in Silom soi 2. The type of weather I tend to avoid but makes some happy.

Not sure where it is raining women.......

Sure, there's a hoi-able storm around NANA and FAT-THAI-YA.

What did the man say to the snow plow?

I am really glad you get my drift sir. Cheers. :)

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I hear from a friend that it is raining men along with foam in Silom soi 2. The type of weather I tend to avoid but makes some happy.

Not sure where it is raining women.......

Sure, there's a hoi-able storm around NANA and FAT-THAI-YA.

What did the man say to the snow plow?

I am really glad you get my drift sir. Cheers. :)

I think that storm in FAT-THAI-YA has been raging for years and throwing up all sorts of flotsam and jettson!

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Can I play, too?

A weather report from Denmark

Forecast for today

issued Thursday January 15 at 11:30 hours

Cloudy weather. Maximum day temperatures around 4 degrees Celsius, minimum night temperatures around minus 3 degrees Celsius. Up to fresh wind.

Now THAT is the perfect job, Danish weatherman. It's always the same weather. A two minute work day, then back to "drifts". Cheers mate, an eggsellant report. More! :)

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I hear from a friend that it is raining men along with foam in Silom soi 2. The type of weather I tend to avoid but makes some happy.

Not sure where it is raining women.......

Sure, there's a hoi-able storm around NANA and FAT-THAI-YA.

What did the man say to the snow plow?

I am really glad you get my drift sir. Cheers. :)

I think that storm in FAT-THAI-YA has been raging for years and throwing up all sorts of flotsam and jettson!

So it's always best to wear an umbrella there I suppose? :P

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And here is the shipping forecast for the 'Viking' area of the North Sea (Just off Denmark esp for p'Nicky in case she fancies going out in a boat this evening)

Viking

Gale warning 0953 Thu 15 Jan

Southeasterly gale force 8 increasing severe gale force 9 imminent, increasing storm force 10 soon

Shipping forecast 1130 Thu 15 Jan

Wind Southeasterly 7 to severe gale 9, occasionally storm 10.

Sea State Moderate or rough becoming very rough or high.

Weather Rain.

Visibility Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

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And here is the shipping forecast for the 'Viking' area of the North Sea (Just off Denmark esp for p'Nicky in case she fancies going out in a boat this evening)

Viking

Gale warning 0953 Thu 15 Jan

Southeasterly gale force 8 increasing severe gale force 9 imminent, increasing storm force 10 soon

Shipping forecast 1130 Thu 15 Jan

Wind Southeasterly 7 to severe gale 9, occasionally storm 10.

Sea State Moderate or rough becoming very rough or high.

Weather Rain.

Visibility Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

In FAT-THAI-YA they have a stripping forecast.

There are no Gail warnings but there are Jeab warnings with increasing severity and they don't viking like not being paid on time, otherwise they could get increasingly strong, moderate or occasionally poor, depending on their wh@remoans.

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I hear from a friend that it is raining men along with foam in Silom soi 2. The type of weather I tend to avoid but makes some happy.

Not sure where it is raining women.......

Sure, there's a hoi-able storm around NANA and FAT-THAI-YA.

What did the man say to the snow plow?

I am really glad you get my drift sir. Cheers. :)

I think that storm in FAT-THAI-YA has been raging for years and throwing up all sorts of flotsam and jettson!

So it's always best to wear an umbrella there I suppose? :P

Not having gone to that cesspool for ages, I would however think that a flotation device and a strait jacket would be more appropriate!

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I hear from a friend that it is raining men along with foam in Silom soi 2. The type of weather I tend to avoid but makes some happy.

Not sure where it is raining women.......

Sure, there's a hoi-able storm around NANA and FAT-THAI-YA.

What did the man say to the snow plow?

I am really glad you get my drift sir. Cheers. :)

I think that storm in FAT-THAI-YA has been raging for years and throwing up all sorts of flotsam and jettson!

So it's always best to wear an umbrella there I suppose? :P

Not having gone to that cesspool for ages, I would however think that a flotation device and a strait jacket would be more appropriate!

May I perhaps suggest an armoured car and a flamethrower would be even more appropriate? :D

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The beer option is usually the last option :roll:

it's usually the only option !!!

f*cking f*ck f*ck f*ck....etc, etc

sh*t damn f*cking f*ck as well...

Mr Jaya...

I know you and Ciaran don't get on but you have followed him here and totally ignored the thread topic and with your very first post trolled with a lot of expletives...really, do I need to make an example this early?

I haven't eaten my cornflakes yet and already there is trouble in paradise... :shock:

Play nice kiddies... :D

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I've been getting complaints that it is cold in Thailand.

Ex-Pats who are there. Is it really cold or is it just cold for people who are not used to "real" cold weather.

Today is extremely cold. Well, compared to what we are used to.

My outdoor temp Gauge says 14c. I've only seen it this cold in Chiang Mai, never near BKK.

I'm North - West of BKK.

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I've been getting complaints that it is cold in Thailand.

Ex-Pats who are there. Is it really cold or is it just cold for people who are not used to "real" cold weather.

Today is extremely cold. Well, compared to what we are used to.

My outdoor temp Gauge says 14c. I've only seen it this cold in Chiang Mai, never near BKK.

I'm North - West of BKK.

I don't know what the temperature last night was but I was genuinely cold in bed . It felt like the air-con was on full blast...

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I've been getting complaints that it is cold in Thailand.

Ex-Pats who are there. Is it really cold or is it just cold for people who are not used to "real" cold weather.

i take i you're not here in Thailand anymore?

as Dr Mike said, 14c-ish around BKK. i haven't looked at a temp gauge (or news) but that sounds like what it feels like.

really cold for BKK, but not Chicago kinda cold. or even North Carolina kinda cold (i saw snow in NC a couple times, no bullshitting).

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