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wtf has been going on here?

lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor...

Is this as good as it gets?

Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet.

Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here?

Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby...

every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs...

there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you...

bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...)

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wtf has been going on here?

lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor...

Is this as good as it gets?

Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet.

Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here?

Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby...

every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs...

there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you...

bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...)

Turkey baster?

I was hoping for the old fashion way!

Count me out then... :(

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if shes decent looking, I don't really care haha id do it :oops:

Just ****** do it then!!!.....dont just ****** say...!!!

Are you out of your mind? the lad is only 19..

I rather adopt him to be her son! :roll:

young and strong na.. :wink:

young, dumb and full of...em...aspirations... :lol:

it wasn't even funny the first time !!!!!! :D:D:D

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One of my very best friend did something I thought it was nuts last year. Basically, she only has enough time to take care of the baby but not the bf/hubby.

Decided to went on a few dates, found the one she wanted, told the guy she was on the pills, got herself pregnant, moved back to Boston then finally had a very strong baby boy last year.

If you are serious... I'd say do it that way instead of getting any from Ciaran or Steve.

Or send her to NYC ... If those 2 pervs start stalking the girl around ...

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wtf has been going on here?

lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor...

Is this as good as it gets?

Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet.

Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here?

Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby...

every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs...

there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you...

bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...)

Pat said you should come back for the second hit... she'll get a smaller condom for you. :shock:

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One of my very best friend did something I thought it was nuts last year. Basically, she only has enough time to take care of the baby but not the bf/hubby.

Decided to went on a few dates, found the one she wanted, told the guy she was on the pills, got herself pregnant, moved back to Boston then finally had a very strong baby boy last year.

If you are serious... I'd say do it that way instead of getting any from Ciaran or Steve.

Or send her to NYC ... If those 2 pervs start stalking the girl around ...

excuse me .... i produce top quality offspring !!!

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wtf has been going on here?

lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor...

Is this as good as it gets?

Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet.

Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here?

Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby...

every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs...

there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you...

bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...)

Pat said you should come back for the second hit... she'll get a smaller condom for you. :shock:

they make condoms that small !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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One of my very best friend did something I thought it was nuts last year. Basically, she only has enough time to take care of the baby but not the bf/hubby.

Decided to went on a few dates, found the one she wanted, told the guy she was on the pills, got herself pregnant, moved back to Boston then finally had a very strong baby boy last year.

If you are serious... I'd say do it that way instead of getting any from Ciaran or Steve.

Or send her to NYC ... If those 2 pervs start stalking the girl around ...

eeeeeerrrr...... you melted me....

How can I even able to think of anymore words to say here after see your sweet lil face..

come back Ris.. come back Ris.. come back Ris :roll:

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