Stramash Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 But some of those missing links were running down potential Einsteins... Not much of a potential Einstein if riding a bike without lights in downtown Chengdhu at 3am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted August 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Not much of a potential Einstein if riding a bike without lights in downtown Chengdhu at 3am... Everyone wants to be a ninja at some point in their life...even Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Looks like StevieJR might be able to pick up a few extra bucks this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYWARRIOR Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left... Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day..............cupcake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left... Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day..............cupcake Haha, that was a funny video/pic you made me envision! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Watchguards placed strategically wrong... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEtH636fWrk&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 I was watching Family Guy last night and Peter had a great line: I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car. Go ahead, imagine the video. Wait, you don't have to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKcSZfY1sf4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 (edited) Chris De Burgh eat your heart out! :twisted: <div align='center'><a href='http://www.kontraband.com/videos/28063/Tourettes-Karaoke-Lady-In-Red/'>Tourettes Karaoke - Lady In Red</a><br><div align='center'><embed height="380" width="480" flashvars="file=http://208.116.9.205/10/content/28063/450.flv&height=380&width=480&displayheight=360&displaywidth=480&frontcolor=0xffffff&backcolor=0x000000&lightcolor=0xffffff&plugins=gapro-1,/show/plugins/kb/kbsocial_1.swf&gapro.accountid=UA-3505072-1&gapro.trackpercentage=true&gapro.tracktime=true&gapro.trackcompletes=true&gapro.trackdetails=true&gapro.trackerror=true&shuffle=false&overstretch=false&autostart=true&repeat=list&javascriptid=kbvideo&enablejs=true&customKb=true&kb_engagement_url=http://kontraband.com/videos/28063/Tourettes-Karaoke-Lady-In-Red&kb_engagement_title=Tourettes Karaoke - Lady In Red&kb_contentid=28063" allowscriptaccess="always" usefullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" name="kbvideo" id="kbvideo" src="http://stage.kontraband.com/show/5.2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"/></div><br><a href='http://www.kontraband.com/videos'>See more like this on kontraband.com</a></div> Edited September 3, 2011 by alan675 can someone give me a few pointers on embedding video links? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted September 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 For embedding: Go to settings ----> general settings...and under miscellaneous options, make sure message editor interface and enhanced attachment uploading are set to the highest setting (Full WYSIWYG Editing and ON, respectively). Then come back to post and you'll have an "insert video" button. Good luck! Also, just add in the URL of the youtube clip after clicking on "insert video" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I wish Chris de Burgh would eat his heart out. Boring, bland mofo that he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm sure this will be all the rage in Pattaya this winter season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kaunitz Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 For embedding:Go to settings ----> general settings...and under miscellaneous options, make sure message editor interface and enhanced attachment uploading are set to the highest setting (Full WYSIWYG Editing and ON, respectively). Then come back to post and you'll have an "insert video" button. Good luck! Also, just add in the URL of the youtube clip after clicking on "insert video" For me, this works well with videos but for pics, there is only the link coming up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm sure this will be all the rage in Pattaya this winter season. WTF is this? Coming from outer space or what? Some years ago, they would have paraded this one alongside with the snake-man, the lady without alvus, the midget and the Siamese Twins..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpL5LtOepxU&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 What do you get when you mix Youtube's favorite singing goat with Usher... (a rather strange mashup) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I was watching Family Guy last night and Peter had a great line:I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.Go ahead, imagine the video.Wait, you don't have to.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKcSZfY1sf4 very funny...Family Guy one of my favorite shows... I also love the show American Dad...So does this driving start at a very young age??4 YEARS OLD Chinese girl drives - driving car down motorway - main roadA GIRL of FOUR has been filmed driving down a busy main road while her dad shouts instructions from the back seat. The incredible footage, apparently shot by the girl's mother, shows her speeding along a four-lane motorway, calmly overtaking other cars as she goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Japanese Milk Commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Japanese Milk Commercial The Japanese are into some seriously weird shit. Just look at JapAmerican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FarangFarang Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Place your votes. http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150271737506840.328820.16350961839 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I wish Chris de Burgh would eat his heart out. Boring, bland mofo that he is... Couldn't agree more Iain. Let's try this again ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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