iBatch Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let's come out of the closet...... ........... Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Yr call... 1- I'm cute but psycho 2- I have a passion for not cooking 3- I don't find girls eye-catching 4- I'm having trouble finding a man I'm not attracted to 5- I've been ignored by some of the most gorgeous men on this site 6- It bothers me when gay guys don't check me out 7- I have trust issues with diet coke 8- I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job 9- Things are starting to get serious between me and my hand-held shower-head 10- I'm terrified of people who aren't terrified of sharks. 11- I'm an Internet expert who barely understands the internet 12- Sometime I try hard to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me. 13- I want to trick a millionaire man into marrying me 14- I have an attitude and I know how to use it 15- I must admit my ex brought religious into my life. I never believed in Hell until i met him. 16- I don't particularly care about world peace 17- Rather then go on a diet, I'm hoping to get some sort of horrible stomach ailment 18- 19- 20- Big brother watching me.. will post more when he neglect in his sleep. OK, lets here Next person confession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 welcome back. anything i'd have to say would ruin my non existent chances of meeting someone cool on this site. so i'm just going to keep quiet on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let?s come out of the closet................. Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Your call... Are you actually a boy or a girl behind that computer screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let?s come out of the closet................. Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Your call... Are you actually a boy or a girl behind that computer screen? i dont think guys and hand held shower heads can get along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let?s come out of the closet................. Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Your call... Are you actually a boy or a girl behind that computer screen? i dont think guys and hand held shower heads can get along Do you believe everything you read or see ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let?s come out of the closet................. Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Your call... Are you actually a boy or a girl behind that computer screen? i dont think guys and hand held shower heads can get along pfffff, such a sheltered life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let?s come out of the closet................. Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Your call... Are you actually a boy or a girl behind that computer screen? i dont think guys and hand held shower heads can get along Do you believe everything you read or see ? LOL generally yes. I am absolutely gullible sometimes... is that a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Let?s come out of the closet................. Confess your Funny OR Dark Secrets. Your call... Are you actually a boy or a girl behind that computer screen? i dont think guys and hand held shower heads can get along Do you believe everything you read or see ? Additional information: the word Lie sits right in the middle of the word believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ill go see ya with a bunch of lotus flower and incense and we will drink holy water... just set the date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I pee in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faycyber Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I dont like when it say " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I pee in the shower. :shock: :shock: wait a min.. isn't that normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: i knew there was something terribly wrong with you! how could you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: I masturbate to Madonna's "Hung Up" clip! (greenhorn!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: I masturbate to Madonna's "Hung Up" clip! (greenhorn!) I listen to jazz on Sundays... (part timer) :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: I masturbate to Madonna's "Hung Up" clip! (greenhorn!) I listen to jazz on Sundays... (part timer) :twisted: I ate british breakfast! (dewy-eyed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: I masturbate to Madonna's "Hung Up" clip! (greenhorn!) I listen to jazz on Sundays... (part timer) :twisted: I ate british breakfast! (dewy-eyed) do you mean English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish or Ulster?? No such thing as the British breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: I masturbate to Madonna's "Hung Up" clip! (greenhorn!) I listen to jazz on Sundays... (part timer) :twisted: I ate british breakfast! (dewy-eyed) best breakfast in the world!!! YOU LOSE!! Sorry mate.. I meant "I ate british breakfast... and survived!!" (And all I got was a lousy t-shirt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm actually French... :twisted: I'm actually Ginger... :cry: I'm French, ginger AND I like Coldplay... I'm in love with Bono! I have every record James Blunt has ever made... (bring it on mofo!!) :twisted: I masturbate to Madonna's "Hung Up" clip! (greenhorn!) I listen to jazz on Sundays... (part timer) :twisted: I ate british breakfast! (dewy-eyed) best breakfast in the world!!! YOU LOSE!! Sorry mate.. I meant "I ate british breakfast... and survived!!" (And all I got was a lousy t-shirt) survival?? sheer pleasure (please note that is the healthy option) :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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