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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

 

 

1.  Take out your laptop. 2.  Slowly open your laptop. 3.  Turn it on. 4.  Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5.  Open your internet browser. 6.  Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7.  Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html) 8.  Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.  
 
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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

 

 

1.  Take out your laptop. 2.  Slowly open your laptop. 3.  Turn it on. 4.  Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5.  Open your internet browser. 6.  Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7.  Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html) 8.  Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.  
 
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trocks69

that would just give him a reason to talk to me. i wear noise reduction headphones pluged into a mp3 player cranked at full and either read a book or put my sunglasses on and think happy thoughts

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