Agreement with my boyfriend
Half of your salary is mine, my salary is mine, your bill is yours, my bill is yours.
Say “JOOB JOOB” to me and scratch my back till I fall asleep every night.
Go dinner under the candle light with me every Friday night.
Take me to shopping at midnight sale everytime if the department store set up that promotion.
you CANNOT lift up the toilet seat, If wanna pee…must sit down and control yours into the right direction…Don’t make my toilet dirty, understand ?
TV remote control is mine, sit down to watch Korean drama and cry with me…NO FOOTBALL.
You have to notice everytime when I wear new dress or changing hair style.
You cannot complain about my weight, I am sensitive girl.
NO SEX during working day (Mon-Fri), I am too tired and depressed from working.
NO SEX before 10.00 a.m. on weekend, I need sleeping.
NO SEX during 2.00 – 4.00 p.m. on weekend, It’s my nap time.
NO SEX after 6.00 p.m. on weekend, SPA time.
If my mom visit me, you have to treat her as good as mine. (including scratch her back)
** more detail you can read from the note which attached this agreement**
the most important...
You CANNOT break my heart.
with LOVE,
Mafia's daughter !
(thanks smskun for the photo)
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