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  1. Half of your salary is mine, my salary is mine, your bill is yours, my bill is yours.

  1. Say “JOOB JOOB” to me and scratch my back till I fall asleep every night.

  1. Go dinner under the candle light with me every Friday night.

  1. Take me to shopping at midnight sale everytime if the department store set up that promotion.

  1. you CANNOT lift up the toilet seat, If wanna pee…must sit down and control yours into the right direction…Don’t make my toilet dirty, understand ?

  1. TV remote control is mine, sit down to watch Korean drama and cry with me…NO FOOTBALL.

  1. You have to notice everytime when I wear new dress or changing hair style.

  1. You cannot complain about my weight, I am sensitive girl.

  1. NO SEX during working day (Mon-Fri), I am too tired and depressed from working.

  1. NO SEX before 10.00 a.m. on weekend, I need sleeping.

  1. NO SEX during 2.00 – 4.00 p.m. on weekend, It’s my nap time.

  1. NO SEX after 6.00 p.m. on weekend, SPA time.

  1. If my mom visit me, you have to treat her as good as mine. (including scratch her back)

** more detail you can read from the note which attached this agreement**

the most important...

You CANNOT break my heart.

with LOVE,

Mafia's daughter !

(thanks smskun for the photo)  

555. chop mak ka..ÃѹµÃ§ã¨

ouch!! warden -- life is tough on the inside -- just kidding

but you are right agreements are good sometimes and do work out

quote: the godfather don carolone -- " give em an offer they can't refuse"...

I give you ah five stars cause.. I ah value my face...caio

so not much time for sex haa 555

So it is ALL about you ???

AND

All the SEX he can handle, between 10.03am & 1.59pm on weekends.

provided the Mother in Law does not turn up, ofcourse !!!

Poor boyfriend. :-)

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agree... poor bf

imback- i think ya oughtha increase the sexercise hrs... otherwise dun blame him if he's run to me eh...

are you single???

or has your boyfriend undergone a frontal lobotomy?

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Iain, ya asking Nave or Bigkus?

I think lobotomy is close at hand

@kunny... if Iain asked me, tell him i dont understand his scottish accent, kindly speak english... :-S

never!!!

you are SOOO wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha funny as always !

I know what your boyfriend's going to be doing while you're working.

Wow! There is a lot of love in that agreement! LOL!!!! :-)

Girl Power !!!!!

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You're FIRED!!

BF must be Neutered and still PW

Poor guy

I don't understand the last "most important point"!!! How can he breaks your heart when from all the previous points of the agreement it's obvious that you hate him so much

Somebody call the International Society for Animal Rights to get the poor ba*tard rescued