1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send mea brother'....

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means

'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'WithIdiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs.confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '

Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's

confidential! '

AND THE BEST ONE.

6. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush'

# 2 didn't know santa could be so naughty )...lol

You wont get any gift from Santa this year

lol...

Great ones!

hahahahaha I like the last one.. ¢ÃÂ×Ãä»ãªé˹èÃÂà´éÃà¨ê

I always thought it was the guy finding his best friend in bed with his wife......he shoots his wife...because it's really hard finding a best friend.

Hahaaa..and what about this situation: our neighbour find her husband with her mom....wooow....whom she will shoot?

Q: How does a woman get rid of her big ass?

A: Divorce him.