Worse than getting a dodgy msg from a 40 yr old++ Humpty Dumpty saying, "Hi OutOfOrder...Can I Order You Out?" would be this.....

Hi,

I will be living in BKK soon, but only part time. I will be getting nice apartment and looking for a girlfriend to stay with me and stay in apartment when I am gone to USA. If you might be interested in getting to know me please contact me.

This person sent me msg several times already and i never replied. Not just that the messages so bloody lame.... He's SOOOOO F*ugly!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Didn't he even read my profile?!?! - Guess not... As lame as that - why would he...huh??

T_T ~ don't i atleast deserve a lil better?!? pls!

i'm so sorry for the problems i caused. please disregard my message.

anyway... you shouldn't make it public

PS. even if you don't want to see me, can you take care of the apartment while i'm away? we can work out some benefits for you

so, just reply and say 'i'm not interested'... no need to crucify the guy here first.

how flattering sPam...

ah... the unbearable lightness of being (> sPam

B A R R Y F O R E V E R

Oh Great... so I'm Humpty Dumpty now???

*goes to look for a wall to fall off*

Wouldn't it have been easier sayin no in the 1st place instead of being cruel to the poor guy lol

At least now he knows "He's SOOOOO F*ugly!!!!" if your reading this person it works better slicing up your wrists.

my suggestiong take the apartment and rent it out. Forget about the dude!

nice of u to let him down easy....haha...poor guy.

i got the same message *shock*

hahahah Pam you got a sure thing there!

Go for it baby!

I guess the answer is NO? LOL

can i order you IN?

I thought it was Bobby forever? Damn, forever only lasted 2 days....Mel, let's go to BKK LOL

damn and i thought romance was dead babe....lol

Somethin' tells me he's messin' with the wrong lady!

T_T ~ don't i atleast deserve a lil better?!? pls!

Yes you do ?

I'm 72, I don't live in Bkk and never will, I live in a can in the suburbs of Odessa, have no car nor money, I'm looking for a girl who will hold me when I try to take off my pants without falling, if your interested hurry up cause I'm stuked with one leg.

So you'd better accept the first proposal. I really don't understand why you disregarded it?

Whys this thread still goin the guy slit his wrists last night... cruel ppl

come on....A L V I S H .... A *dumb* ass like that dont *read journals*... of else then he would have *read* my profile already. Plus... if he's not *stupid* - he would have *realized* i'm not interest ..since after the first 4 msgs...

why not reply?

- like if your walking on the street and some dweep goes, "hello, lady!" ~ you just keep on walking - you dont turn to them and smile or say hello back right? And if they keep doing that everytime they see u - one day you might just take off your shoe and slap them in the face.... (shoes - cus you won't want to hurt your hand, or let your hand touch their yucky skin!)~ do u *get* what i mean? - guess not. - U never got harassed by yucky old saggy dudes... or smelly ape look-alike sex tourists.

And this is just another form - of an on-line slap.

good day folks - visiting my mom and sis today - hard to sleep on the bed lastnight. REALLY miss my coffin >_<

ps - trust me - none of you guys on this journal is as *f*ugly* as him! Not even u Bored! he he he

*~GOYYI FOREVER~*

ps...

i should be the one slicing my wrist. duh!

OiY~ I already got the "Vodka Pool" negotiation..... As long as u don't puke into it ~ our pool will last while! ';-)