I got some great messages today!!! (or maybe they sounded interesting just cus me is drunk?) ((as usual))

MESSAGE:

Subject:

Hello from America...

I will arrive in Bangkok in a few days.

Do you have time to meet for coffee or something?

Let me know as soon as possible.

REPLY:

i dont meet for coffee.... i only meet for decent shags...

so, how much do u charge for 17 hours of non-stop activity?

??im a lil broke so please keep it low. ((the price, that is...))

MESSAGE:

Hi ,

I can help you get out of this prison.

Wanna meet for a chat ?

My Basic Information

Looking For Something Sexy

Location

Country Thailand

City bangkok

About Me

laid back, good listener, deep thinker and big libido !

REPLY:

im only excited about your massive libido (as said on your profile).... is it still there and available?

:-D

i got another great one off myspace.com....

this guy is sympathetically desperate!!!!!

''Jan 19, 2006 9:11 AM

Subject: Hello Killer

Body:

I know this may sound crazy, but here it goes. My name is xxx, from Houston, Texas. I like your profile and photos. I will be in Thailand soon for a long holiday in February, about 5 more weeks I will be there. I want to meet a Thai girl for relationship, and marriage. I'm a good man with a good heart for people. A man like me is hard to find. I love kids, but don't have any of my own. I am ok if you have a baby. I love kids. I will also help you to take care of family. I will take care of my lady and she takes care of me. PLease see my profile and get back to me if you like it. I am spanish/italian/american.....not ARAB..lol ''

******* Laugh out ******* laugh!!! (FLOFL)

sish am i being cruel?????????

LMAO! Please more!!!

we certainly need more of these cheesy mails posted, they brighten my day..

hey OOO I think you should marry that guy, hehe that would fix him lol

i do something wrong, i never receive that kind of messages from girls with big libido who want to support me and my family with a lot of money

Pam....I like it could you please reply to mine too! I seem to get 2 or 3 of these a week for whatever reason. lol! UGHHHH!

WTF is wrong with people? lol

1st one....

Wow you look so beautiful, I am P@*&^ single and live in switzerland I like to know more about you hope you will write me back and maby we can start to meet on MSN or yahoo if you like nice regards P3$#% take care you bye !!!!!!!!

msn: #####[email protected]

yahoo:***%$_nice36

or sent me mail to: &&^%$#@gmx.net

#2

im french

im XXXXXXX im new here

id like to know u so i give u my mail

[email protected]

[email protected]

hope i see u soon

take care

XXXX

Thats pretty tame stuff,want to see what I say!!!! lmao

Well done :-)))))

I like it 555555555

hmmmm.........

>>>>>i dont meet for coffee.... i only meet for decent shags...

so, how much do u charge for 17 hours of non-stop activity?

??im a lil broke so please keep it low. ((the price, that is...))>>>>>

REPLY:

Subject: Re: Hello from America...

Wow, that is very direct. I am impressed.

I just arrived ito Bangkok from the airport. It is now 3 am. I am going to get some rest now. I am open for anything.

So, what do you want in return for a good shag (say 2 hours)? (smile) And, how can I get in touch with you?

REPLY:

You didnt mention your price yet!....FREE??

heres a dedication :arrow:

Artist: SYSTEM OF A DOWN

Title: D-Devil

Plagiarized existence exist

Among the writers of the word

Shake your spear

At Shakespeare

Shake your spear

At Shakespeare

Loud and noisy

Strong refrigerators

Gaining independence....

Stupid people

Do stupid things

Smart people

Outsmart each other

Then themselves

Then themselves

Then themselves

Then themselves........

:roll:

Can i b ur psychosis? the non-vodka one?

from: Alcoholica

message:

you look like a nice girl.... maybe we can chat sometime and have a drink while we talk about fluffy bunny-rabbits and then maybe you can show me some of the temples and beaches because thats what I really love about thailand..... don't worry, I'll pick you up in my sportscar and take you to some fancy restaurants. Please be assured that I'm not a gold-digger or a *****-monger.... all I'm looking for is someone I can relate to on a friendly level, and who can give a decent blowjob.

j/k

;o)

Morning Love .. : )

MMmmm some blokes on TF ... completely LACK of COMMON SENSE.... or maybe they simply have THICK SKIN... or they just own a small size of Brain ..... dont really know which one....

.. Full of Billy-Sillys... these days... too many..... sigh....

Lala jaa... Have a good weekend Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh X

P' Riya Kha ... : )

for **** sakes...you are on a so called "dating" website where the men outnumber the women 18000 - 2000 ....and you act surprised when you get the odd "cut and pasted" message ?

he he

ok.....the myspace one was pathetic....

>>> as so as i replied,

You didnt mention your price yet! .....FREE??

REPLY:

Subject: Re: Hello from America...

Money and love do not mix very well.

There is no price tag.

How do you want to connect? (when and where)

DANG¬!

this guy is unreal!!!

Damn, Spammy! You are so damned picky!

Get a secretary (who drinks vodka)

>>>Get a secretary (who drinks vodka)

I guess u havent been paying ENOUGH attention!!....Does 'babyOiY' ring a bell??

holla!! Im back, didnt get HarryPattaya tho' damn damn!!

Balib... she aint fire me yet...

Pam, I see u r really having fun here

You lost me there....I'm gonna get Harry...Wait for photos!