Roger the wuss
"Roger Federer breaks down in tears as he makes his winner's speech at the Australian Open follwoing his victory over Marcos Baghdatis. Picture: EPA"
What is with this guy?
Every time he wins a Grand Slam tournament he breaks down and starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Okay, the first time he won I understood. You finally climbed that mountain. But still sobbing like a baby after the seventh freakin' time?
I never knew it was so emotionally wrenching to win a few hundred thousand dollars.
And whatever it is he's trying to say ('I vant to zank mine coach, my agent, my caterer and my masseuse, Ralf you big hunk of man you) only ends up sounding like the high-pitched squealing of a pig in heat and getting some.
I never saw Billie Jean King, Chris Evert, Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graf or Serena Williams cry - even when they lost!
What a wuss.
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