English_Bob Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 at the end of the movie, you keep saying how suck the movie is and yet you will go see the sequel. 75? 76. Whenever anyone starts a Harley Davidson, someone will start playing Born to be Wild or Bad to the Bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 77. George lucas's career was over the moment he approved the first Ewok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 78. Extras in crap Tom Berenger films are often played by Mancunians with (allegedly) big knobs. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 79. Computer nerds are seldom specy twats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 78. Extras in crap Tom Berenger films are often played by Mancunians with (allegedly) big knobs. :twisted: Hardly 'often'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 78. Extras in crap Tom Berenger films are often played by Mancunians with (allegedly) big knobs. :twisted: Hardly 'often'! surprisingly often according to imdb :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 80. Aforementioned computer nerds can hack into NASA with a mobile and Rolf Harris's stylophone. 81. Girls can knock out guys.... but only if the girls are wearing leather or spandex jump suits.... (it doesn't matter what the guys are wearing). 82. In martial arts movies, old men can knock out young men with two fingers... that's the old men who use two fingers... not the knocked out guys who have two fingers instead of the usual number. 83. In New York, even waitresses live in three bedroom luxury apartments with a view of Central Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 78. Extras in crap Tom Berenger films are often played by Mancunians with (allegedly) big knobs. :twisted: Hardly 'often'! surprisingly often according to imdb :wink: Ohhh! Is my knob listed in the end credits? They also used it as a stunt double for the submarine in 'The Hunt for Red October'. 84. Sean Connery needs an Oscar for his countless portrayals of a Scotsman. 85. Nobody leaves the Mafia alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 86. If you want to be a police captain, you should be black and very, very angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 31 When she says: "I'm not that kind of girl" :oops: She real is that kind of girl by the end of the scene/ movie... 32. When she says "I'm not that kind of girl" in a hardcore porn movie; you know by the end of scene 4 she will have done lesbian, anal, facials and possibly the neighbour's Alsatian. :twisted: Do they really have a dialogue? :roll: '''''''''''''' 87. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 88. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amarone Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 89.When people speak in the phone they never say goodbye,just hang up when they said whats need to be said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 90. Animals can talk to human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 91. When being chased, someone can jump or fall great heights, land on a thin canvas awning, or fall through the glass roof of a restaurant, and land back first on a table where everyone is dining, get up unscathed, run across the road, get hit by a car, and still continue running away. The hero who is normally chasing them manages to take the lift, and still catches them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Only 10 more to go! 92. English is not only the international language.... it is universal. Wherever your space ship lands, aliens can communicate in English. And they almost always have two arms, legs, eyes and a mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 93. (The Director's Cut) See 104. Computers and the internet are unbelievably fast. One can switch on, connect to the internet, and access anything in under ten seconds. All government websites and highly secure computer systems are just so easy to access, because everyone can crack their encryption systems in minutes with that "special program". 100,000,000 dollars wired to your offshore account? Just give me your six digit number, and I will do it right away from my laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 94. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 95. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 96. The statue of Liberty is alway the first to go 97. there is alway one job the hitman can't complete 98. jame bond never can keep a long term relationship 99. if you are jason or freddy, you will have a million life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 101. Time travel is possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 See? 100. And if you travel in time you cause terreblie porlbmes in tihs dmineison!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Congratulation to the first thread ever made it to # 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Congratulation to the first thread ever made it to # 101 In only 2 1/2 days!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 102.) The ending isn't always what you expect it to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 92. English is not only the international language.... it is universal. Wherever your space ship lands, aliens can communicate in English. And they almost always have two arms, legs, eyes and a mouth. 92. Computers and the internet are unbelievably fast. One can switch on, connect to the internet, and access anything in under ten seconds. 103. There are always plot holes and bloopers.... you just have to look out for them and then pretend it was part of your original plan. 104. You can always go back and edit it... then call it 'The Director's Cut'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 105. Always the same guy narrating every movie trailers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 106. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. 107. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 108. Every computer expert is either black, a teenager, or in a wheelchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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