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The genius of Wayne Rooney:

1. Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United because Manchester United are not signing enough top quality players.

2. Manchester United sign Wayne Rooney to a long-term big-money contract.

3. Wayne Rooney thinks Wayne Rooney is a top quality player.

4. Wayne Rooney is happy.

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While Rooney was pondering the fall-out from several hours of high-level talks at Old Trafford, a 40-strong group of United supporters, many wearing balaclavas and hooded tops, had travelled to his home in Prestbury, Cheshire to warn him off any move to Manchester City. Witnesses reported a gathering outside his house, with a banner reading "If you join City you're dead".

see, this'd never get that far in American sports. had a bunch of Cleveland fans done that to 'Bron he'd 'a jus' shot the mofos like it ain't no thing.

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While Rooney was pondering the fall-out from several hours of high-level talks at Old Trafford, a 40-strong group of United supporters, many wearing balaclavas and hooded tops, had travelled to his home in Prestbury, Cheshire to warn him off any move to Manchester City. Witnesses reported a gathering outside his house, with a banner reading "If you join City you're dead".

see, this'd never get that far in American sports. had a bunch of Cleveland fans done that to 'Bron he'd 'a jus' shot the mofos like it ain't no thing.

Nothing to do with Rooney but can I gloat about the Gooners-Citeh match now?

Please?

:twisted:

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