English_Bob Posted June 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 What if one day, one of your ex flames turned up at your doorstep and showed you an obedient, cheerful toddler (a bit like the scene out of Forrest Gump) and told you that he/she is your child she conceived a few years ago w/o you knowing? N you went for a DNA and it shows it's your child? That's why I move every couple of years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 That's why I move every couple of years... I guess this answer sort of closes the discussion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 I guess this answer sort of closes the discussion! There are a string of small bald children all around the world. One day Dave will unite them all as his unstoppable mini army... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) There are a string of small bald children all around the world. One day Dave will unite them all as his unstoppable mini army... I call them 'The Bobadiers' and they are waiting for my signal - Right Said Fred reform and re-release 'I'm Too Sexy'. Edited June 26, 2011 by English_Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I call them 'The Bobadiers' and they are waiting for my signal - Right Said Fred reform and re-release 'I'm Too Sexy'. Be afraid...be very a fred.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 What if one day, one of your ex flames turned up at your doorstep and showed you an obedient, cheerful toddler (a bit like the scene out of Forrest Gump) and told you that he/she is your child she conceived a few years ago w/o you knowing? N you went for a DNA and it shows it's your child? Then you will wake up from a dream because something like an obedient toddler doesn't exist in reality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Be afraid...be very a fred.... lol - I was looking for a picture. Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Then you will wake up from a dream because something like an obedient toddler doesn't exist in reality! Nonsense!! You just adapt tools from other areas of obedience training... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Easypet247-Training-display-Electric-Vibration/dp/B003XIBJ1K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309088651&sr=8-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Nonsense!! You just adapt tools from other areas of obedience training...http://www.amazon.co.uk/Easypet247-Training-display-Electric-Vibration/dp/B003XIBJ1K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309088651&sr=8-1 For sure, this will be worth a try, but still I'm not convinced if this is also working on toddlers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 For sure, this will be worth a try, but still I'm not convinced if this is also working on toddlers! Oh trust me; it does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Oh trust me; it does... Also with long-term effect? Or only as long as applied (and the button pushed)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Also with long-term effect? Or only as long as applied (and the button pushed)? Long term effects and no visible marks left from the shocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Long term effects and no visible marks left from the shocks... Sounds convincing! But still, the best solution is to keep toddlers out of the range of your senses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Then you will wake up from a dream because something like an obedient toddler doesn't exist in reality! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 lol - I was looking for a picture.Perfect. It seemed so apt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaidii60 Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 For sure, this will be worth a try, but still I'm not convinced if this is also working on toddlers! Working with toddlers is a worthwith enterprise. The owners of child care centres make lots of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted July 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Be afraid...be very a fred.... Even better! I missed the 'fred' joke! Cheers - two laughs for the price of one post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Even better! I missed the 'fred' joke!Cheers - two laughs for the price of one post! Doh! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Working with toddlers is a worthwith enterprise. The owners of child care centres make lots of money. Yep, but is the amount of money really worth the irreversably damaged mental health? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Yep, but is the amount of money really worth the irreversably damaged mental health? Eh????? Care to elaborate? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Eh????? Care to elaborate? :confused: I assume it's 90% a joke. However, that other 10% in my mind is true. Working with kids can destroy you mentally and physically if you don't have the right attitude for it. I taught older high school kids my first year and absolutely loved it. My second year I didn't last 2 months with 4 graders. They are little devils if you don't know what you're doing/can't take the heat. It was bad for my health, so I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 I assume it's 90% a joke. However, that other 10% in my mind is true. Working with kids can destroy you mentally and physically if you don't have the right attitude for it. I taught older high school kids my first year and absolutely loved it. My second year I didn't last 2 months with 4 graders. They are little devils if you don't know what you're doing/can't take the heat. It was bad for my health, so I left. Thanks for this concise explanation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 So what do I win now? Hope no pole-dancing show with Iain and EB at the pole..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted August 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Congratulations!!! You win the grand prize of.... oh hold on... wait a second... I'm sorry, there's been a late challenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Congratulations!!!You win the grand prize of.... oh hold on... wait a second... I'm sorry, there's been a late challenge! Countered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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