PiAnt Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 ... of the reality TV barrel??? Yes, it's that time of the year again. The Annual TF Crap Telly Awards are almost upon us and I'm putting forward a few nominees for the Crap Reality TV Program Award. And the nominees, in no particular order, are... #1 UFO Hunters Mostly a documentary series about looking for stuff, but not actually finding anything. Alien orientated. #2 Monster Quest Mostly a documentary series about looking for Bigfoot and mutated dogs, but finding even less than what is found on UFO Hunters. Monster orientated. #3 Ghost Hunters Mostly a documentary series about people in dilapidated buildings looking for stuff and saying things like "Did you feel that?" and "Man, I'm freaked out." unconvincingly. Ghost orientated. #4 Swamp Loggers Documentary series the trials and tribulations of people logging in swamps and complaining about how wet it is. #5 American Pickers Documentary series about 2 of the least cool blokes you've ever seen trying to look cool whilst rummaging through other people's old crap. Any other nominations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) [ATTACH=CONFIG]113796[/ATTACH] Pawn Stars - a programme mostly about 4 fat guys ripping people off. Used to be interesting - now clearly fake. Edited February 21, 2011 by English_Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 So true about UFO Hunters, the old guy in the glasses believes any drivel coming out of anyones mouth. They dont find any evidence but because someone said it happened, it must be true. If that guy notices a light bulb has blown he will think its aliens. Saying that though, the Area 51 episode was quite good. How have the US Government still not admitted it exists when you can see lights on at night? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Wait what about those paranormal shows where these "experienced" paranormal experts run around screaming like little girls every time a board creeks in an old house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 first, i threw up in my mouth. the very words 'reality tv' do that to me. then i realized what the shows were and i threw up in my mouth again. finally when i saw what 'american pickers' was about and that it didn't feature the likes of Doc Watson, and any cool gee-tars and banjos would instantly be dumped on a pawn shop if the camera ain't rollin, i throwed up in my mouth again (throwed up is redneck for threw up btw). so... um hat trick. choke on your glory you sadistic prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Wait what about those paranormal shows where these "experienced" paranormal experts run around screaming like little girls every time a board creeks in an old house? That would be "Ghost Hunters," my friend. It's the only one I've watched out of the selected few, and the one show I watched was absolutely horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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