tallboyno1 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Scientists in Moscow (Russia) have make a scientific research that proof that the size of the willie is depending of the size of a mans feet! So how do we hide our shoe size guys? Should be accurate to 90 percent of the male population due to this research. How to calculate? :?: Well you take that foot and measure the foot in centimeter add + 5 cm and divide that with 2 and then you got it! So now its easy girls just ask to buy a shoe for your xxx and ask for his size! And it?s not polite to look down to the floor when taking to guys from now on ok? You can fill in the list below.. these guys shoe sizes 1. Beckham - 43 2. Ian Torpe - 52 3. Robbie WIlliams - 42 4. Tom Cruise - 38 5. Danny Davitio - 36 6. Linford Christie - 44 7. Michael Owen - 38 8. ... and the first guy to put his shoe size on the list will be offered a free beer at Zantika! Hmm can you dance well with clown shoes at that "Dance your Ass" part two party next Saturday? Cheers and soon beers! In bkk... :wink: My two bath for today..zzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 That's complete bollocks! There's no way that Davd Beckham's feet are 43 cm long. He wears a UK size 9 which is about 27 cm. The myth that penis size is proportional to foot size comes from the theory that if men had large penises and small feet, they would keep falling forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 It's amazing what people think of in there spare time!!! What size feet did John Holmes have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmers Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 It's amazing what people think of in there spare time!!! What size feet did John Holmes have? Same size as mine! What a coincidence.... 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 I imagine that at the next TF event all the guys are gonna be wearing oversized shoes. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Looks like penis envy is alive and well on thailand friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiwickedgirl Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 me boom boom many guy .thay hav many size foot.size of khway no same same.chop guy have larje feet.aroi maak maak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaDaz Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 It works!!! Had to get my head round the decimal system.....'m still using feet and inches (no pun intended) But 46 + 5 = 51 devide by 2 = 25.5 Holy sh****t :shock: Only 0.5cm out!!! luckily the estimate was on the conservative side! Anyhow it sounds better in CM the number is bigger....Kinda like converting your US dollars to Thai Baht....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LIEBE Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 really.. i'm curious that Ian Thorbe has it!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit_Farang Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Looking at it the other way around: If you see a man's penis, then you can know what sized feet he is hiding in his shoes . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 hey leibe ian is unsure himself if he has it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallboyno1 Posted August 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 That's complete bollocks! There's no way that Davd Beckham's feet are 43 cm long. He wears a UK size 9 which is about 27 cm.The myth that penis size is proportional to foot size comes from the theory that if men had large penises and small feet, they would keep falling forward. hmmm sorry I did a mistake here It should be shoe size of Beckham that is 43 not the size in cm.. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laawman Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 ermmmmm.........well, my shoes are 47 or UK size 12 - but then I am 185cm tall. Despite remarks to the contrary about using my Reeboks for boats/canoes etc, I always have an understanding smile on my face when asked, and have had to endure many complaints during 3 hole golfing events. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romeomustlive Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 i m 47..means 31 cm but i will check tonight ahah but i can remember it s one cm more,,,poor ian torpe,,he has a periscop??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 this study is controversial and generally not considered accurate enough to be taken seriously. however, anything that has men on TF worrying about whether their winky is too small, or men desperately boasting about how big their winky is, amuses me greatly. keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douglas_usa Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 well my "shoe" size is different depending on the shoe. I have squeezed into a US size 10 1/2 in some brands and have had to wear as large as 12 in other brands :roll: but then again standing next to the right girl will tend to alter growth in other areas... :shock: :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melasinsh Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Scientists in Moscow (Russia) have make a scientific research that proof that the size of the willie is depending of the size of a mans feet! Absolutely amazing the Russian Scientists publishing their scientific research would refer to a Penis as a "willie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neillyperrfekt Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 and russian science. Is like me deciding to do a levels in physics. Simple stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper223 Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 I didn't read the entire thread, but that would be 0.667 feet for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rid Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 :cry: I dont have my legs ....... so its means i dont have penis???? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 disagree. ive been told that when the guy stretchs out his thumb and forfinger, the width between these 2 fingers is exactly the same size of his penis when it doesnt erect (so try to imagine when it erects hahaah) one of my girlfriends saw one guy who can "actually" prove it in front of her and its amazing how accurate it is! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyoiy Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 dunno, never try to prove.. but the length of my feet is equal with my arm, from wrist to elbow.. u all can try if its true... so if Penis size measured by feet size we probably only have a look at guys' arm. My male cousin says... observe his nose first! never tell me to look at show.. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 disagree.ive been told that when the guy stretchs out his thumb and forfinger, the width between these 2 fingers is exactly the same size of his penis when it doesnt erect (so try to imagine when it erects hahaah) one of my girlfriends saw one guy who can "actually" prove it in front of her and its amazing how accurate it is! :shock: wholly ****! I'm fu***g huge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 disagree.ive been told that when the guy stretchs out his thumb and forfinger, the width between these 2 fingers is exactly the same size of his penis when it doesnt erect (so try to imagine when it erects hahaah) one of my girlfriends saw one guy who can "actually" prove it in front of her and its amazing how accurate it is! :shock: wholly sh*t! I'm fu***g huge! bruce i need to see the proof nex time i see u. oh i forgot to tell u all that for women, the width between ur wrist and ur elbow is exactly the same size of ur feet. hell yeah u can try to prove it now, just put ur feet where i just told u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk_maniac Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 [ oh i forgot to tell u all that for women, the width between ur wrist and ur elbow is exactly the same size of ur feet. hell yeah u can try to prove it now, just put ur feet where i just told u. ive seen an survey on tv, actually this works for men as well not just woman :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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