appun Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up line ever? .... So hit lately .... I have some :!: - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together... :shock: - Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! :twisted: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?? - I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart...YUKKK :shock: - Can I have directions to your heart? - I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy? ??? Kewl 8) Is that the get laid lines??? ...So funny....Okay now What's yours??.... :arrow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appun Posted January 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 - Lets bypass all the bullshit and just get naked!- Excuse me, do i f**ked u already? . ..I doubt it would work lol :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wow.... really work??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May85 Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 - Lets bypass all the bullshit and just get naked!- Excuse me, do i f**ked u already? . ..I doubt it would work lol how about Excuse me, do u f**ked me already? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyt Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 i once heard a really drunk friend tell a bar maid.... "i may only have a 2 inch penis, but i've got alot of weight behind it wink! wink!" or "have you ever had your boobs weighed??" "no, how do you weigh your boobs??" "like this" (he then put his hands on her boobs and juggles them around shouting whey hey) don't worry girls, he got a slap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakee Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 "Is that a ladder in your tights or a starway to heaven" "Get your coat, you've pulled" :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 "Excuse me. Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Well could I then?" At a night club: "Would you like to come back to my place for breakfast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koratbob Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 1). You must be realy tired...cause you have been runnig through my mind all day... 2). Do you have any Italian in you?....Would you like some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 heard in a bar in home town... do you loves me? " i fucks yer don't i?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appun Posted January 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 i once heard a really drunk friend tell a bar maid...."i may only have a 2 inch penis, but i've got alot of weight behind it wink! wink!" or "have you ever had your boobs weighed??" "no, how do you weigh your boobs??" "like this" (he then put his hands on her boobs and juggles them around shouting whey hey) don't worry girls, he got a slap!!! ---- I lost my number, can I have yours? ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appun Posted January 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 "Is that a ladder in your tights or a starway to heaven""Get your coat, you've pulled" :roll: "The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty." :shock: :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMG_UK Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMG_UK Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 That dress is very becoming on you...and if I was on you, i would be cumming too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appun Posted January 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment? " Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appun Posted January 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 im an undertaker...im only after your body " You know what would look great on you? Me...." :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LIEBE Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 - Lets bypass all the bullshit and just get naked!- Excuse me, do i f**ked u already? . ..I doubt it would work lol how about Excuse me, do u f**ked me already? LOL Not yet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibel Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Sorry, I'm gay ......... I'm not interested in girls It always works!!!! :twisted: :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 ''Hi! Did you have a broken toe?'' :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LudwigVonMises Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Some of these are pretty perverted... "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle." "You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20." "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!" "My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place." "Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?" "Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy." "You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case." "My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to." "Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus." "I bet you're a C-cup. My testicles are the same size." "My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in." "I just **** into my pants. Can I get into yours?" "If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool." Sick, I know. There are plenty of others like it. They can be found here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LudwigVonMises Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 "Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street." "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed." "That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too." "If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?" And finally, the most perverted one of all: "I wanna floss with your pubic hair." :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleyguy Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice legs...what time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 15. Are those real? 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. 20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 22. F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? 23. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute." 27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 28. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 29. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 30. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? 31. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me 32. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaisabai Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 shut up or you will be f**ked :shock: Your Place or right NOW :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LudwigVonMises Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. 23. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 30. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? ROFLMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaisabai Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Your Place or right NOW :twisted: Does not matter! ... Just let me be on TOP :shock: *whisper* i guess i suppose to shut up now, right? :wink: :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Your Place or right NOW :twisted: Does not matter! ... Just let me be on TOP :shock: *whisper* i guess i suppose to shut up now, right? :wink: :twisted: I?d shut up while you?re???..ahhhh??? head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 A Classic that always get a large smile on her face: You know what looks good on you ?..... ME A real killer: If you are with a mate, once the first eye contact is made, cross the room, get to her and say, pointing back at your friend: "Excuse me, but my friends wants to know if you thing I AM CUTE" And if nothing works or you got no time: Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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