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bo diddley:" that chick was so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water."

jerome green: "you got the nerve to call somebody ugly. why, you so ugly that the stork that brought you into the world oughta be arrested."

bo diddley: "that's all right. at least my momma didn't have to pull the sheet up over my head so sleep could slip up on me."

from 'say man', arguably the first rap hit single (1959).

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Whar'z me spinach???

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today . . .

Well blow me down!!

UP . . .UP . . . AND AwaYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Here I come to save the day . . .

. . . Make my day . . .

. . .AbsoLOOTly . .

Frankly Scarlet . . . I don't give a damn . . .

Arevadechi Baby

I don't get any respect

Take my wife . . . PLEASE!!

What's up . . Doc!!

TH . . th . .that's all folks!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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