i_love_som_tam Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 "you're so stupid it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Your're so stupid you stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour because it said "conentrate"! Happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 a lady speaker to Winston Churchill when he came to the house of commons drunk. LS, sir you are drunk WC, madam you are ugly , in the morning i will be sober ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 bo diddley:" that chick was so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water." jerome green: "you got the nerve to call somebody ugly. why, you so ugly that the stork that brought you into the world oughta be arrested." bo diddley: "that's all right. at least my momma didn't have to pull the sheet up over my head so sleep could slip up on me." from 'say man', arguably the first rap hit single (1959). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 .....You're so unoriginal that when people ask you your opinion, you have to instinctively reply "www.google.com"...... (anon) 79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. .........and her sense of humour from her mother..........she's dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. .........and her sense of humour from her mother..........she's dead... Both good ones . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted September 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 is that a banana in your pocket, or do you have a hard-on? (no...wait...that doesn't sound right??????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Whar'z me spinach??? I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today . . . Well blow me down!! UP . . .UP . . . AND AwaYYYYYYYYYYY!! Here I come to save the day . . . . . . Make my day . . . . . .AbsoLOOTly . . Frankly Scarlet . . . I don't give a damn . . . Arevadechi Baby I don't get any respect Take my wife . . . PLEASE!! What's up . . Doc!! TH . . th . .that's all folks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Up your nose with a rubber hose . . . That's not a banana . . . that's my nose. . . My nose went on strike . . . so I have to picket . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_1 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 My dad's favorite reply to any dumb question that should be yes... "Does a frog have a water tight as$?" or "Does a bear $hit in the woods" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 I would slap you but I'm not sure your brain could process the pain. "i'll hit you so hard, it'll kill your whole family" (from Diner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 i'll hit you so hard your dog will bleed :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted November 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 why great big balls of itty bitty rat f**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits! Usually the crotch is added to the curse for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits! Usually the crotch is added to the curse for good measure. those would be crabs :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hey I am building an idiot could I use your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJ Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Youre a dag!Right off the sheep's back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 your village called, their idiot is missing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelGray Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 'There were these 3 priests...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 If God had wanted us to be naked . . we would have been born that way!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTHM Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 He was so twisted, they used a corkscrewer when they buried him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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